New FJ

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def NOT an attention whore.
AND I AM A SHE.

 

She's not an attention whore.
Just an attractive lady with an outgoing personality. And lots of creepiness on this 98% male under the age of 30 forum.

 

attention whore
in addition:
(1) Females on message boards and chats usually visited by guys (i.e. gaming, skating, heavy metal/TacomaWorld). (2) Females who make a big deal of being female. (3) Females who will post pictures and links to pictures of themselves scantily clad so the guys will tell them how hot they are. and they will. (edited for clarity)

Defining trait of an attention whore #1: Done. Joining a Tacoma forum because you bought a fucking FJ Cruiser.

Defining trait of an attention whore #2: Done. If she wasn't seeking unwarranted attention, would she have posted pics of herself with an FJ Crusier on a Tacoma forum? Doubtful. If she was a dude, would she have been told to not let the door hit her ass on the way out? Probably.

Defining trait of an attention whore #3: Done-ish-ish. If she had posted a picture of herself splayed out on the hood with a windshield wiper sticking out of her ass, then we could have crossed off #3 without prejudice. However, those pics aren't nearly revealing enough to qualify.

Attention Whore Score: 66% (2 out of 3).

Congratulations. You bought an FJ. There's a forum for that here.

Joining a vehicle forum entirely unrelated to the vehicle you purchased and posting pictures of yourself with said vehicle is highly suspect to say the least.

Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.

 

^^I like this guy already.

 

Pure poetry, my friend.

 

HOLY SHEET
rep comin your way

 

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DEFINITION OF DOUCHEBAG:
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and a-hole