Things that should never have been invented

The gayest invention EVER!!!!

 

This is some good stuff. I agree with most of this stuff, and a great way to vent.

-Sketchers need to die for sure, never bought a pair and never will.
-I like leaf blowers. I mowed lawns in high school and one of my clients had 30,000 sq ft of concrete on a 10 acre property, no way in hell I'm going to sweep that.
-why can't I spank my kids when I have some? I turned out just fine with being hit with belts and wooden spoons. I've never laid a hand on a lady.
-Shake weights for girls are pretty awesome, I see the potential.
-skinny jeans, no way in hell am I cutting off the circulation to my nuts and have my boxers ride up my crack. Also sagging pants. Looks like you took a shit in them.
-most of today's TV shows are too pussy, people seriously need to harden the fuck up.
-The lady on my GPS. Yes I can turn off the sound and miss my turn, but I really do not like her. I'd prefer she yell at me or insult me. Anyone care to design a voice that will say "hey fucktard better turn left in a few seconds at B street, or you'll be flipping a bitch at the next signal" or "while you are stuck on this interchange I'll be doing your mom"

 

LOL, that would be the best GPS ever!

 

Lol bubba the love sponge had a comedy bit like that.

 

Oh I love the talk shows on satellite radio. Oh yeah I hate the crap car mount antenna for sirius radio. I'm on my third. Please will they work under bridges?

 

Umbrellas-Why Not?
Band aids-Why Not Super Glue is good to I guess!
Safety scissors-OK?
Inflatable mattresses-Good for camping!
Heated blankets-Why Not?
'Snuggies'-Yes very stupied!
Heated seats-If you had them you would love them!
Manicures/pedicures-Who cares about that shet!
Skinny jeans-Very true Funk That shet!
Chapstick-I use it!
Smart cars-OK?
Hand lotion-What would you with otherwise!
High chairs-Great when you have kids!
'Sippy cups'-Again great when you have kids!
Car seats-This is just stupied!
Velcro- What would you use to mount HID Ballests!?
light-up shoes-Ok who cares!
Vitamins-LOL Thats stupied!
Electric toothbrushes-I use one works great!
Uggs/style boots-Very Stupied This one is Good!
Hair conditioner-OK?
Crocs (the 'shoes')-Good for Cooks and kitchen workers!
Wide-ruled paper-For Re-tards like you BUhahahahaha!
One inch vehicle hitches-?
Tasers- Because there freaking Saweet!
Electric razers-Fast eazy to use!
Caller ID-So you dont pick out the phone when the crazy bitch is calling!


I think that most of the things on the list are good and are used by Millions including you I am sure! IMO!Over!

 

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Great list, but I would change number 6 to "Rules of War". When a war begins there should be only one rule: WIN the war. Without these PC rules of war that we have today Iraq and Afghanistan would have taken the US about 2 weeks to end. The pansies that make up these rules should be placed on the front lines! Kick 'em in the nuts, punch them while their down and leave - war over.

 

Thats because...

 

This thread is retarded

 

I'll give you that, but not to get philosphical about this, "war" itself should have never been invented.

 

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People who start threads that actually say car seats should have not been invented, should have not been invented! That is a law for people just like you or Britney Spears who is "country" to protect the child. Don't strap your self in, don't care. You should always protect a child.
I don't even know why I respond to this bullshit.

 

I can't tell you how many times I've pulled into a gas station to see a group of lawn workers taking their break and drinking a beer, or seen the back of a lawn crew pickup littered with beer cans.

Either way, I still stand by my previous statement. In my experience, moving grass clippings from the side walk to the street isn't doing anything but rearranging the mess.

For the poster who mowed lawns in high school; I'll grant you that. If I had to mow 30,000 sq ft of property I'd use a leaf blower then, but not on your run-of-the-mill suburban house.

 

Nobody is forcing you to use these products. Just because you don't agree with them doesn't mean they shouldn't have been invented.

 

Auto tone (every unskilled rapper now uses it to sound cool)
Spoliers and Fart cans on 4cyl FWD cars
Today's rap music
Welfare
Cigarettes
Shake weights
TapouT Shirts
Nissian Cube
Apple (the company)
Justin Bieber
Guys that wear skinny jeans
Emo guys and their gay hair
Scremo music (Skinny jean wearing douche canoe bands)
Wiggers
Politics
War
Religion
Nuclear weapons
Affirmative action

 

I'm sorry, but that's the most retarded statement EVER.

Here's a SHORT list of things that were not needed/necessary until they were invented.

- EVERYTHING... including but not limited to
- Houses; caves worked fine before
- Cars; Walking or horseback worked fine
- Clothes; animal skin worked fine
- Shoes; barefoot worked fine
etc

Get the picture? If everybody lived by "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" then we (as the human race) would have nothing but what mother earth naturally gave us. In my personal opinion, I think we're fine with what we have now.
I doubt any of the smartest inventors that ever lived and gave us the best inventions lived by "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".

 

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How can you say war was "invented". Now that is retarted, its like saying water was invented. It's like saying the air we breathe was invented. Sure wars can be prevented, or a single person can provoke another country to wage war on another.

The truth of the matter is that war will always be around whether you like it or not. There is always something a brewing. You can't have one thing with out the other. War is just an ugly ass part of human nature.


It was a war that got this country out of depression that started in the late 1920s early 1930s.

If that's too philosophical in any way..well I don't give a damn.