Originally Posted by maverick491
I realize it is likely none of my business, but curiosity has gotten the better of me. Why is it that "you hold a grudge against all ocean going creatures?"
Again, may be out of bounds, but I was just curious, feel free to not answer without fear of my feeling offended.
I was fondled..... by an octopus. do you have any idea what it's like being fondled by that many appendages!?!?
J/K I have been attacked by multiple ocean animals. when i was younger it was no big deal, but as i've gotten older they just go crazy when i get in the water.... maybe they're attracted to the smell of alcohol i don know. I've been "inked" by a squid. pinched by blue crabs (those are the meanest animals on the planet), pinched by things i never saw, and stung by multiple jellyfish. One of the jellies was large enough to where it attached to my back and one of it's tenticles went all the way down my right arm and between my fingers. that tenticle had to be around 3ft long. anyway, i also hate not being able to see whats around me trying to kill me. It's just a matter of time before the big boys (sharks, dolphins, giant squid and those freaky glow in the dark big teeth fish) come after me. Ironically i love to snorkel..... weird. Anyway, i demand that you start killing whatever you catch... especially dolphins. those things are way to smart to be left alive. It wont be long before they figure out how to bring the fight to the shore. We'll be defending our homes with shotguns and pitchforks from the "Great Bottlenose Threat"
Anyway, long story short.... i hate ocean dwelling animals. It states very clearly in Genisis that God created all land dwelling animals, and Satan created all ocean animals. READ YOUR BIBLE PEOPLE! Wake up!!