too cool

suriousely my truck better ? whatta tool . i would at luaghed at him too . OH by the way baby truck gotta love a chick driven a truck . no disrespect....

 

You've never had a huge like mine. Feels 'weird' at first, but then feels reaaaaal good...

 

OP...where in Oregon are you from? Maybe it was one of us you saw

 

Huge what?

 

You'll know when I hug you...

 

Bicurious?

 

No lingering, or you have a gay moment on your hands. Add a hard slap to the back to make it manly and negate the lingering if necessary.

 

As long as you do it properly, it won't turn.

Give the bro hand shake, lock wrists, right arms go up between chests to keep nipples from touching, and left arms go around the back. As long as the nipple guard is there, it will never go gay. Unless the balls touch, but if that happens, you were probably already on the way.

 

I think it is case-by-case. 20th high school reunion and you haven't seen your best friend from HS since getting drunk at a party together while you were in college? Those are special circumstances. It can linger longer than average.

Your buddy you see every weekend at the bar? Well, you probably shouldn't be hugging at all unless you are together memorializing the recently-deceased.

It is all quite complicated, but good common sense generally prevails.

 

This is very awkward for me as an extremely uncoordinated whitey. I try it but usually just embarrass myself.

 

Bro-science....?!

 

My bro hug will wipe away all those insecurities...when I do them, I give you a quite 'shhhhh' in your ear.

 

That weird look might be him trying to figure out "do I know you?"

 

AAWWWK-ward!