On my way to work when a big pterodactyl (think it was an owl) come out from beside the road. Apparently I was faster than him. At least it was only the windshield.
UPDATE: Upon further inspection I hit the bird with the top of my HomerTaco Raptor grill, then it slid across the hood and hit the windshield. Minor scratches on grill, nothing that won't buff out. A testatament to Homertaco's craftsmanship. Grill is 100% okay.