Tacoma Hymn...?

Dedicated to "tacoholic"...and everybody else who doesn't have a Tacoma yet but wants one. Have patience people...some money wouldn't hurt eighter.

If i had me a Tacoma
To go wheelin' with my friends
I would stop heaving my wet dreams
And wake up with soaked up pants

When i see a hot ass chick
Walking down the parking lot
My knees start to feel all weak
"The Tacoma's being blocked"

As i walk up to my room
Taco poster in the hall
I feel my head going "boom"
As i bang against the wall

When i walk outside my house
Jealous people have a wreck
Everytime they see me wearing
"Taco" badge around my neck

Every time i see a truck's
TRD and OFF ROAD badging
It's like getting me some ass
...instantly ejaculating

Wet OKOLEs are a must
Everytime it's possible
If you take me in your truck...
I am not responsible

As I browse TacomaWorld
To see what and how
I get pissed at the whole world
I WANT MY TRUCK NOW !!

 

someones bored

 

hahah now you need to get some instumentals

 

...as hell

 

dam sign you up for a record deal!!