So everyone has a story to tell...

Lets hear peoples funny / gross / dramatic / cooll stories... everyones got em'! from vietnam stories to your first time fucking lol. lets hear them! ill tell one to start it off!

me and 3 buddies of mine were driving around annapolis, MD. and the driver and passenger ( neither were me ) were slamming on the brakes and screaming at innocent bystanders... thats only fun to me, when im in the mood to reak-havoc. and that night wasnt it. so then he honks his horn at a mercedes and flicks him off, then the car pulles a u turn and comes to us at a red light. he rolls down his window and says u fucking tough? my friend (driver) goes "wtf r u talking about?" and denys flicking him off. the driver of the other car goes, ill break ur fucking finger off if u flick me off again. then its settled. we roll the windows up and its over with. light turns green, we enter the highway, and the other car makes a left to get back onto his route. then my friend decedes to roll down his window flick him off and hold the horn, little did he know... the other driver still had enough time to switch lanes before hitting the median and chases us on the highway. his passenger tries opening my door on the highway going 60+ mph. then, he moves his car closer and closer, finally my friend moves his car onto the shoulder and hits 110 mph on the shoulder and it had the ridges in the road, making this loud HUMMMMM sound, we ditch the guy and get home safely.... never forgettin that night lol.

 

WOO!

 

me and my cousin went to pick up a hooker, when we got there the woman said in a DEEP voice,can i help you guys,and we knew it was a black man.we bugged out fast.

 

Or they move it to the UG.

 

Hmmm....Well I was working in Decontamination last week and the OR sent a tray down with a black toe in it...not like an African American toe but a dead toe It was an amputation tray and the patient had bad diabetes that had gone untreated for to long and they lost all the blood flow to they're lower extremity's...thus he lost a foot and a leg from the knee down! I guess one of the toes broke off during the amputation and fell into the tray and no one noticed...

 

hahahaha thats great lol

 

You do know Annapolis has a lot of military personnel, right? You especially do not want to flick off a Marine... Trust me on that one.

 

A friend and myself have held 9 people at gunpoint before...

 

Got a pretty fun one. The second time that I was on Safari in Africa I finally decided that I wanted to shoot a big cat. So the guide and I went out and sat in a make shift blind that we had made that was near half a zebra we had hung up earlier in the day. Sure enough right when the sun is getting low a leopard pops up in the tree. I get my .375 H&H mag ready to shoot when the guide tells me it is a female and that we cant shoot it so I pull the gun back and we keep waiting in the last minutes of the light. As it gets dark we begin to wait for the truck to come pick us up from the blind cause as it is known it is a bad idea to walk around Africa after nightfall. So we are sitting and waiting when we start to hear this really soft thudding sound. We continue to hear it and we can tell that it is getting closer and closer. My guide tells me to get ready to run and shoot so both of us ready are guns as the sound gets closer and closer. Right when we are about to jump outta the blind and shoot a MASSIVE hippo trots about 2 feets away from our blind on the way down to the river. We were both sitting there shakin and finally the truck pulls up to pick us up lol. One hell of a hunt. Got some more stories if anyone is interested.

 

yeah, but i had nothing to do with it, i was just in the car lol

 

haha no that was not the case

Yes you can ask for me to elaborate and no it did not lol.

So I have a ranch around Freer, tx which happens to be on a unofficial highway in which illegal aliens travel through. This is back when we were around 16 or so when it happened. My dad was with us and we had just recieved news that his dad went into the hospital so he decided my friend and I were old enough to fend for our selves for a few hours while he ran to the hospital which was true, my friend and I were very capable people. So my dad takes off and we decide to go hunting. I have my sks with a 30 rd clid and tactical stock and he has a 30-30 lever action. Sun starts going down and we hadnt seen anything so we decided to head back to camp. As we are walkin back to camp i see a head movin around over the bushes and figure that my dad is back but then realize that his truck is not back. So we quickly figure out our camp is being visited by illegal aliens. We walk up and yell "Hey" and there were 3 at the time. That number soon grew to 9 as they continued to come out of the bushes and such. So here we are two 16 year olds, 9 grown men, and darkness coming quickly. I climb up on a tower to get a hold of my dad on the phone and as i do this my friend starts to light a lantern and one of the guys goes for his gun. I yell down to him and he grabs his gun and tells the guy to step back. I come back down and we have them all standing in a tight group at gunpoint. We tell them they need to get the hell out and with some words about the border patrol they finally left. Needless to say there was no sleep that night lol.

 

I realize my grammar is terrible in that story lol sorry. I am on some new sleep meds and kinda feel like im floating though, even with that, that story is legit.

 

lol thanks. Ya me too, class at 10 and, obviously, sleeping problems lol.

 

Almost forgot. I have partied with a porn star in Cabo San Lucas. This chick lol

 

Haha I don't think there is any elaboration coming to that story

 

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I was driving down Pacheco Pass Yesterday (12/29/09) after 4am with light traffic and wet roads. Heading west I came across a Silver 2nd gen DC yoda slammed against the concrete divider sitting across the fast lane in a blind turn. It must have just happened right before I got there because I was the first person to come across the accident and the man just got out of the truck and was dazed stumbling around. I helped him across to safety and called the cops.

The truck was in a terrible position and was right in the way of oncoming traffic. I was on my way to tahoe with my bud rob so quickly we drove my truck up the road facing traffic so we could flash them and get them to slow down. We were jumping around like lunatics trying to get their attention. Most people slowed down to a screeching stop in time with exception to one car that t boned the truck and a few fender benders, hopefully they're ok!. We were alone for about 30 min before authorities arrived! It was such a crazy experience!

Anyways, I was wonderin if the driver that wrecked is a member on tw. If you are, how ya doin bud?! And also was anyone else on the pass that night?

DRIVE SAFE IN THIS WEATHER GUYS!!!