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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by helbnt, Apr 22, 2010.

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  1. Dec 5, 2011 at 7:33 PM
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    IDtrucks

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    IDtrucks Unhinged and Fluid

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    IDtrucks, Dec 5, 2011
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  2. Dec 5, 2011 at 7:38 PM
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    DigB

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    DigB Go Jets GO!!!!!!

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    Epic!!!!
     
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  3. Dec 5, 2011 at 7:39 PM
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    jgwheeler17

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    jgwheeler17 I'm a zit. Get it?

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    neglect, mostly.
    glad somebody bumped this, id never seen it. wow.
     
    jgwheeler17, Dec 5, 2011
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  4. Dec 5, 2011 at 7:48 PM
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    Forster46

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    Forster46 Very nice how much?

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    I hope someone starts making t shirts with that guy getting owned, and wear them in his hometown. That was almost too good to be true.
     
    Forster46, Dec 5, 2011
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  5. Dec 5, 2011 at 7:57 PM
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    arrrghhh

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    +1, that was awesome.

    Indeed! Epic.
     
    arrrghhh, Dec 5, 2011
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  6. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:09 PM
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    TACOMABOSS

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    holy crap. that guy got hammered
     
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  7. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:15 PM
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    Warhorseforever

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    Warhorseforever Will The Thrill

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  8. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:15 PM
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    NelsonTacoma

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    NelsonTacoma This is my derpawayinator!!!!!

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    Too bad the damn thing is 100 something pages long. I wanted to see what happened. Hilarious none the less.
     
    NelsonTacoma, Dec 5, 2011
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  9. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:17 PM
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    Lucario Runner

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    Aww yeah! I remember reading this, funny shit right there.
     
    Lucario Runner, Dec 5, 2011
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  10. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:20 PM
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    Johns Taco

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    Johns Taco I'm not 4x4, and have an open diff. So i'm 4x1

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    The best long read iv'e ever had, so much win!
     
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  11. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:27 PM
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    97yota4wd

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    caged, camburg long travel, 50t leafpack (soon to be installed) light rack over cab, 5pt harnesses etc
    amazing
     
    97yota4wd, Dec 5, 2011
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  12. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:31 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    Oh god, that was one of the greatest things I've ever read.
     
    Konaborne, Dec 5, 2011
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  13. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:32 PM
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    Gabassman

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    Gabassman Drive it like a 4WD

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    Can you say OPEN MOUTH INSERT FOOT
     
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  14. Dec 5, 2011 at 8:33 PM
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    same shit as everyone else
    Wow the first couple pages were great. it get any better?
     
    KalamaKid, Dec 5, 2011
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  15. Dec 5, 2011 at 9:12 PM
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    mntbiker2008

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    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    Holy thread revival! A good one though! I forgot about that dude. lol What a kick in the nuts!
     
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  16. Dec 6, 2011 at 6:23 PM
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    I do not quote much but two of the posts stand out.

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    So i dont feel like reading over 100 pages. Can anyone do a quick cliffnotes on this?

    OP- Bashes his wife
    Wife- Comes in and tells everyone whats really going on. He gets owned.

    I got that from page 1-3, just wondering how this thread got so big.

    Hang on a sec.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jacobpockros [​IMG]
    Comments ensue, OP tries to fight back on all of them, only to find out that he literally cannot keep up with them. OP then realizes he's fat, and flees the thread. More comments come in, OP probably is still reading them, but most likely avoids replies because he now acknowledges that he is fat, and dumber than a female prostitute trying to hit on Elton John in a San Francisco homosexual bath house.

    Not even close, and I fixed "flies" to "flees" for ya'.

    Op claims to like his TL more than his wife, Azine bashes him, his wife hops on his computer and see's how pathetic the father of her child is and starts the divorce proceedings here on Azine, the entire internet finds out about it, Azine becomes nearly disabled as Astro fights to keep it running, Azine picks up thousands of new members and sets it's personal record for most people logged on at one time, 7 out of 7 continents check in to call billy a fucktard (yeah, someone stationed in Antarctica checked in, the Mods ran an IP check), and now for some reason, it hasn't been locked and fallen away into the abyss of teh interwebz so it keeps getting bumped.
     
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  17. Dec 6, 2011 at 6:49 PM
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    I'm so glad my girlfriend is into modding my truck just like I am. It's cool to have her point out modded Taco's or trucks or talk about things we could do to mine.

    Earlier Today she said she wants to get a double cab... Two Tacos to mod!
     
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  18. Dec 6, 2011 at 7:01 PM
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    lololol
     
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  19. Dec 6, 2011 at 7:04 PM
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    aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
     
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    That was awesome. What an ASS!
     
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