Perks of an being an accountant

Every first Friday of the month, we bring beer to work and speed the last two hours drinking the day away. I couldn't get mine open, so I used a staple remover to help. I took this pick because at that moment, life was good.

 

Strange. Is this a normal practice for accounting offices?

 

Nope.

 

The biggest perk would have to be not having to pay an accountant!! Mine costs me $100/hour

 

Is this what happens to my paycheck every week?

 

Its pretty normal. Our big boss is a pretty big redneck, so we have a lot of fun at our office.

 

I might have stayed in accounting if it was lol

 

Forensic accounting for business interruption claims here...we drink like insurance people

 

Holy chit! I'm gonna have to let my wife know about this, she's an accountant.

 

100/hr? What kind of business are you in? I'm always looking for a side job! I HATE doing taxes around this time, but it is extra cash. I used to keep the books for a gentleman that owned and rented houses in Nashville. I had to quit him after about six months or so when I realized he wanted a friend more than an accountant. He had just divorced and he would call me with "work" questions that ended up him being drunk and talking about nothing for the next thirty minutes. It wasn't stressful so much as irritating.

 

you cant open it? i can open cans with my teets lol, come on now. but Ive been called a professional drinker, not sure if thats a good thing or not though lol.

 

That's Canadian coins, which in 'Merican coins is...

Dang I forgot that the Canadians/Canada are no longer on sale, nevermind!

 

I don't have fingernails and it hurts like chit to try. I'm also the puss in the room that wraps a beer bottle cap with my shirt to open, because it hurts my palms.

....just being honest here, guys...

 

lol its good that you came out with the truth to us, we are your friends lol.

 

I wanted to take courses in forensic courses of course they conveniently stopped offering them at the college I was at when I wanted to take them.

 

Pussy Beer, Stop at the Blue Dust, Homestead, PA., 26 craft beers on tap!