Truck nuts

Funny at first, but now not so much. Kinda like hearing the same joke over and over. I did see a pair hanging off a rusted out S-10 blazer with a body lift that made me laugh.

 

I thought the whole truck nuts thing died off long ago. I haven't seen them in years.

 

As a female, I have to agree with ya on that. Never was or will be a fan of then... or..other parts.

 

There's a guy around me that has a chrome pair on an old ass rabbit. It cracks me up every time I see it. It can be funny in some instances but most of the time it just screams douche bag.

 

So you're saying you need a good mexican mustache?

 

I think they are "hillbillyish" and I also heard they were illegal, But they dont look bad on huge monster trucks.

 

me and my buddies were making fun of the truck nutz up at deer camp this past year...well i leave camp and start to head home following my buddy and i get a call from him..."hey just so you know we threw the bucks balls and penis on your hitch" yea...so i stopped at a light went to pull em off...they had somewhat frozen to the metal...i thought the woman behind me was going to throw up. haha

if you do the nuts up...they gotta be real nuts! ha

 

Hey get a sense of humour guys and gals.... I've had a set of "flesh tone" Bulls Balls on my Taco for at least 3 years now and have got many many many good laughs as well as the people driving by taking pics and laughing, giving me the thumbs-up, (never a thumbs-down)...

I know of only 1 person ever offended by them....I came outta the store and there was an old rag placed over my balls..... Get a life..!! (maybe they thought my balls were cold..hehe)

My wife's friends at golf wanted to feel them.... They loved them too....

There are 2 types.....TRUCK NUTS & BULLS BALLS.... Check out their web site....you might find a size that fits your personal taste....who knows...

I love them....

Over60

 

give em a pecker!

 

I saw once a guy in a Dodge w/ a Cummins had a turbo compressor and exhaust housing seperated, and hung under the truck. It was creative, but I still wouldnt ever have them on my truck.

 

Now there's an idea....maybe after I take off the Christmas red bow that is on them now....hehe

Over

 

Every truck Ive ever seen that has them usually is lifted about 2 feet covered in chrome with a chrome grill with a star in the middle. I forgot about the star chrome wheels

 

Another pair of nuts for you guys...off thethrottle.com

 

^now THATS clever.

 

Love yer nuts man.... those are really nice.... they make the statement without offending the people without a sense of humour.... Very COOL.

OVer

 

I'd imagine there would be sparks sometimes too!

 

I waiting for the day we have truck tits.

 

I think they are a little trashy ... As for putting them on as a prank I would advise using the "I love gay porn" bumper sticker on a magnet joke (comes off easy)

 

I am a proud redneck and most mail truck owners i know refer to there trucks as ladies so if you put nuts on you truck you might need to have a phyc eval lol