What the hell is this (I'm sicker than a dog)!

Stay away from people you like!This is what my kid & wife had last week.The Dr. at the emergency room said it was variant of the norwalk virus.I had to take my 5 yr. old in cause she couldn't keep anything down and was butt-squirtin without even knowing it .They gave her an i.v. & some stuff to help with with the nausea & fever of 102.Then my old lady got it so i took her to the vet and they suggested i put her down.Sure will miss her.

p.s keep hands washed



Nasty Ned

 

Was this a joke cause this is no place for jokes!!!

 

Take a few vicodin and wash it down with some 151 and call me in the morning..........(warning....may be habit forming)If you find that this does nothing take a 80mg oxycontin lick the time release coating (green in color)off of it,crush that baby up and go find a straw. Use at own risk..

 

was kiddin about the vet.but there is an ass kickin virus out there and it lasts about a week

 

Oh wait till neontrail gets you!!

 

Trans ischemic attack. It's like a mini stroke and generally means you'll have a real stroke down the road.

As for the tentacle...you know all that Asian porn? Yeah...that's me.

Fuck, now our secret is out. Next time your out in your dingy nd you realize I'm pulling you to Davey Jones Locker hey?



This is a picture of our REAL Prime Minister. Steven Harper is just a puppet.

 

Hope you feel better soon Janster. Sounds horrible whatever it is that you have. Make sure you try to eat and drink a little...

 

most oxy i ever had was 30mg (no coating, it was the pressed pills) and i just sat there staring at the tv for hours. next thing i knew i was waking up on the sofa feeling nauseous and covered in sweat

 

A normal sexually frustrated night for nd. What else is new?

Should have thawed that turkey out hey? That'll learn ya!

 

Thanks Gang!!

I am feeling better this morning. I was able to get some food in yesterday & it stayed in, so I'm feeling less fatiqued today. I needed some food!! Gotta stick to the BRAT diet for a bit. That's supposed to be 'easy' on your instestinal track.

No worries about the 'death' comments. I'm not offended or upset, believe me. Shit can happen. As I always ponder, You never know when its your turn.

Doc mentioned it's probably not food poisoning or viral related - as the body usually flushes those out in a couple days. Since this is lasting longer than that, it's probably bacterial related (which is harder for the body to get rid of). And he said even when you feel better, you can't jump back into eating regularly. You could still have the symptoms for a week (or more) later. Something about the intestinal track being damaged and it needs time to repair itself. But who knows....makes me wonder where I picked this up from. I spent the afternoon at King of Prussia Mall and ate at Hooters on Sunday night.

Oh well - maybe I'll lose a few pounds in the process! (laugh)

Thanks for the well-wishes. You guys are great!

I have to laugh...I think my intestines look & feel like tentacles.

 

Good to see you up and about Janster, hope this passes quickly.

 

Sounds like Colitis...which is basically inflammation of the large intestine and colon caused by bacteria or virus or food poisoning.

My bf had this a few months ago, took some antibotics and suffered for a week or 2 then was all better.

Hope your stool test comes back normal and they don't have to do a colonoscopy .

Glad you are feeling a little better, hope you feel a lot better soon!!

 

thats great news janster.

 

I am not even going to venture a guess to what it is. But think positive (I know it's hard) and they will find out what it is and take care of it.
I hope you get well fast, we will be lifting you up.

 

Janster - Hope you're feeling even better today! Being sick is just no fun at all. Sounds like you had a really rough time of it. I'm sure that BRAT diet is getting old real quick, but stick to it. Get better soon.

 

Woo hoo Janster, glad you are heading on the road to feeling better from whatever the illness was

King of Prussia Mall? Been there once a long time ago & couldn't find my rental car afterwards, it was a common rental, ford taurus & when I walk out there were so many Ford Taurus's

Anyway....here's a to feeling better!

 

Hooters? you may wanna get tested as soon as possible. you probably ate some syphilis. Glad you're feeling better. and start eating real food soon! you're only around 90 lbs, if you keep up with this BRAT diet you'll waste away before you get better

 

I like the way you think

Thanks!

 

Welcome back Jan.... Glad your better....