Mad now? Wait til the rest of the stuff arrives

So the warden gave me the third degree when I came home today. She saw that a package arrived at the house for me (Rigid Dually fogs), so naturally she did the typical woman thing and proceeded to question me on the cost of said package. I tried to avoid the question by watching TV, but....that had the opposite effect of what I was trying to acheive . As she laid into me, I thought to myself, Man! It's gonna be awesome when my sliders, plate bumper, and winch arrive. She's really gonna go nuts

But you know what I saw to her shananigans?!

 

I bet she's gonna be pretty peeved! Maybe buy her something to soften the blow?

 

.....a pair of boxing gloves?

 

You're screwed..

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wife-cuts-off-husbands-penis-throws-garbage-disposal/story?id=14055080

 

That's why I get all that kind of stuff sent to work!

 

awesome idea, stealin' it!

and yea, i cant wait til my trd exhaust and tires show up this week, im going to be in the same boat..

 

dog house you mean?.......

 

yea, imagine how mad they would be if we bought matching boats?

 

Actually, my old lady wouldn't mind a boat. I on the other hand don't mind cool toys for my taco

 

got the same reaction when mine saw the snap-on bill

 

That's one thing that I keep dropping in her ear. Tools, Tools, and more Tools

 

just like i tell my woman,

shut your mouth and know your role.

 

I'll def try that one next time and see how it goes over

 

Did you ask why she was out of the kitchen?

 

Asking wont get you anywhere

 

Make me a woman!

except a one way ticket to FML!

 

no those are still for you. so when she hits you it does not hurt as bad.

 

Touche