Funny public restroom messages

I thought I'd start a thread on this. I couldn't find any when I searched so sorry if there's one already...

Some people come here to sit and think
Some people come here to sh*t and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writings on the walls

 

How about:
Now I sit here broken hearted,
Came to shit but only farted.

 

As you sit down, a note on the door in front of you " look left..."
When you look at the left wall " look right..."
On the right wall " look behind you... "
Turn around, and on the wall behind you " stop looking around, shit and get back to work!"

 

i was at some indian run down gas station in atlanta for a concert in august and there was a glory hole for the two stalls, i just wanted to get out of there before someone stuck something through it

 

In high school (that goes way back) I did a project where I would take photos of the best, saddest or awful bathroom stall graffiti I found around the country and made a photo journal of it all.

It was about 300 photos total. I dearly wished I hadn't lost that in all the moves.

 

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and clean the fucking seat.

 

sub'd

 

Here I sit my buns a flexin'
Just gave birth to another Texan.

 

They make a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.

 

BAHAHAHA!

That's always been a saying in my house after a massive mexican meal. "Oh man, I feel a baby Texan a-brewin".

Being from New Mexico we kinda have to give Texans crap due to them coming to our ski resorts and clogging up the icy roads and skiing in jeans/cowboy hats

Also

 

Same here in Colorado

 

yep, I go to Wolf Creek or Purgatory at least once a year so I know

 

I didn't know this about New Mexicans, but I've always known Coloradans hate us Texans, not sure what we ever did to you guys.

I like it, despite the hate that is behind it

 

I "know someone" who wrote on the ceiling about the urinal at school "What are you lookin up here for? Are you embarrassed of it?" Lol

 

Honestly, I think we're jealous of your lack of DWI problems

 

Wow. Whoever wrote that was either in a hurry, or never saw the original.

Back in the days when gas stations didn't just hand you the key... every can cost $0.10 to open...

"Here I sit, broken-hearted
Paid a dime and only farted"