What does everybody look like?????

Me after breaking a guinness world record!!

 

Also me on st pattys day!!!!

 

It probably was for taking just 2 sips of Guiness before turning into a Flamming ,Obnoxcious , speech slurring , stumble down , Drunk !
Previous record was 8 sips set by an 89 year old 95 lb. Little old lady .
It was her 1st sips of alcohol in her whole life .... So it was understandable ....
2 Sips .... Instant Jackass !!!! Wow !!! That is a New World Record !!

Bwahahahaha ..... !!

 

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say thats probably not what its for. although you may be in the running for worst burn ever.

 

The most bobbers on a single line?

 

At least some us of need alcohol to be a jackass, whats your reason??


Actually was most fishing bobbers on a line, in 30 seconds with one hand behind my back.

Previous record was 7.

 

That was the actual attempt when i done it, i got my certificate in the mail a few months later.

 

Well lets do it justice bro'....lets have a look at ya....

& congrats....




& love the green beard too, is there a brisket & some cabage under it ??....

 

Ya know, my grandaughter is still crying after you shoved her out of line...she was next ya know.....

 

I'm super ! I've been wanting to break a record for something, just to say I did. That's awesome. +1

 

Will you settle for "most attempts" at breaking a record ??....

 

Quoting the very first post? Umm. Wut?

 

That could take a while, but sure. LOL.

 

here is my picture...

 

It was kind of a on the spot type thing. They have a guinness museum in gatlinburg, tn, and now you can go in there an do little games and actually try to break a record. So i tried this one and actually got 14 on the trial run, but fumbled on the first one and only got 10 on the actual try. Ill try and get a pic of the actual certificate tomorrow if i. Get the chance to.

 

Nice. Thanks!

 

That is really cool !!
Congratulations on setting the record !! Nice bragging rights and a great story to tell , wether having a beer or not ... That's awesome !!

As far as my excuse goes ... Just having some fun , don't take it personal !
I guess the translation of joking around loses something in text written words ?

Do you think you can break your own record ?

 

This is me, sitting in a Fiat 500.

 

Yea i guess text written and saying in person does make things sound different. Actually i think that i could break it, might try it again if they ever have it there again. Oh and as i said before, here is a picture of the actual certificate, just to show that it wasn't just a picture attempt, lol