Shit-damn-fuck... I hate spiders.
Details; I decided to quit being lazy after HOURS AND HOURS of playing Battlefield Bad Company 2 (xbox360 gamertag: arizonad54) and go for a walk, well, right when I walk out the front door... BAM, a fucking spider web right in my face. I hate that shit. I spent the rest of my walk trying to remove the bits and pieces of web that kept tickling my face. Really no big deal but really annoying.
Fast forward to 15 minutes ago. Time for a late dinner (aka cereal). Unlike other crazies out there, I drop my cereal in the bowl before the milk... (this is how it's properly done ladies and gentlemen!!) ... and right when I'm pouring my raisin bran in, a spider bails from wherever the fuck it was hiding in my hair and on to my cereal. Still annoyed from the web in the face deal, and even more pissed that my cereal was now FUCKED with nasty spider sperm, cooties, eggs, I scooped the spider + cereal in my hand and tossed it in the microwave. Pushed "Popcorn" and sent that pussy ass spider to hell!
For those who will end up PMing me - the spider did not explode, it ran around for awhile and then just simmered and collapsed. AMERICA, fuck yeah!
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