DeMello Off-Road would like to invite you to win some free stuff.
Were going give away one of our new aluminum winch fair leads, crafted out of a one piece solid billet unuptanium, act now and you also get the DeMello Off-Road bottle opener. This bottle opener was used by Elton John him self three times while on tour, but that's not all folks! You also get this very special X-Large T-shirt that was once worn by the zar of france..
BUT WAIT KIDS there's more!! You also get this one of kind Off-Road Rock! It's a special rock stolen from the garden in front of the best western in Ouray, CO. It was then blessed with a DeMello Off-Road tattoo and autographed by the man him self, Mr. DeMello. And if you order now we will even throw in our 50 horse power sticker. That's right folks our stickers are good for 50HP, 30 Carbon credits and some cracker barrels will accept them as coupons.
You may be asking your self what you have to do to get all this wonderful stuff. It's simple.
Go to our FaceBook page and tell us why you deserve this stuff over the next guy. It can be honest, it can be real and\or just make us feel sorry for you (frowny face). The most compelling argument not only wins my admiration but they also get these fine products.
SMALL PRINT:For the record yes this is a shameless way to get you to like our Facebook page and yes we like to put our logo on everything. Oh and our fair leads are not really made of anything special just some shine-E aluminum from the machinist down the street trying to stay in business.
The bottle opener was never used by Elton John, I don't even think Elton John knows who we are or could give two grumpies. The T-shirt was never worn by the ZAR of France, they don't even have a ZAR, well maybe they do but it's not important. The rock however is real and really is autographed (hey it's the least I could do) and the sticker does really give you 50HP and 30 carbon credits. Or maybe it doesn't. Either way you shouldn't believe such fairy tales...