Greatest Movie Quotes

Sam: [coughs] Get outta here, Dewey!
Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here?
Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*?
Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
Dewey Cox: [Dewey doesn't have a sense of smell] No, Sam. I can't.
Reefer Girl: Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
[takes a hit off a joint]
Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover!
Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
Sam: It's not habit-forming!
Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
Sam: You can't OD on it!
Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
Sam: It makes sex even better!
Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive.
Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is.
Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm.
Sam: You don't want it!
Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it.
Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

 

"can u hammer a 6in spike through a 2x4 with your penis?"

 

"Utah, gimme two"

 

Make my day

 

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

 

"I wanna roll you up into a little ball....and shove you up my vagina"

"you could just live there"

"it's warm...and it's cozy"

"I wanna walk around with you in there....and just know...whenever i feel a little tickle....or scratch..it's just your hair....up my vagina"

 

Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Smokey: I'm not...
Walter Sobchak: A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, he's your partner...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
Smokey: All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak: ...It's a league game, Smokey.

 

MINE

 

Lt Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen.

 

"We who have seen war will never stop seeing it, in the silence of the night we will always hear the screams. So this is our story, for we were soldiers once and young" Joseph Galloway

 

not sure if anyone has mentioned it yet but thats one of my faves ive put up two quotes from it so far.
fear and loathing! a fucking instant clasic

 

"It can't rain all the time" The CROW

"What ever dont kill you, makes you stonger." Kiss of Death Nicholas Cage

"No Matter where you go ,there you are." MAD MAX Beyond Thunderdome

 

"Once it hits your lips, its so good"

One of the best movie of all time

"KNOCK KNOCK, Im here for the gang bang"

 

What are you going to do , bleed on me?

 

"I reckon it just wasn't our day to die."

"The day ain't over yet..."

 

...Now back up... put the gun down... and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.... ....And some Skittles

 

"Hes down by the creek.. Walkin on water.."

 

'Shut up, You American, you always talk, you Americans! You talk, and you talk, and you say, "let me tell ya something", and "I just wanna say this", well you're dead now, so Shut Up!'


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UBQFXQUqxE

 

A few from 300:
Dilios: "Immortals? We'll put their names to the test."

Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade!

Persian: My arm!
Stelios: It's not yours anymore.

Queen Gorgo: Freedom isn't free, it comes with the highest of cost. The cost of blood

King Leonidas: You are generous as you are divine, O king of kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's- You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.

King Leonidas: Spartans ready your breakfast and eat hardy... for tonight.. we dine.. in hell!