Well I am at work bored and I was watching Major League 2 before I left the house and heard one of my favorite quotes ever from a sports movie. So that got me thinking of others. Feel free to add!
To Rick Vaughn: I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. - Rube Baker
Im about sick and fuckin tired of you callin' me meat - Nuke LaLoosh