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Things you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by DR007, Mar 28, 2014.

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  1. Mar 28, 2014 at 7:40 AM
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    DR007

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    Let's see what everyone can come up with that you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend.

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    I'll start it off..

    My buddy's ride better than mine.
     
    DR007, Mar 28, 2014
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  2. Apr 13, 2014 at 5:04 PM
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    Fahrenheit

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  3. Apr 13, 2014 at 5:31 PM
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    somethinboutayota

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    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    "I do oil changes regularly"

    "Can I look in your glove box?"

    "It only took 20 mins to fill her up"

    "Isn't she a beauty"

    "Reminds me of me ex"

    "The car fax came back and looks like it was wrecked"

    "You POS keep going"

    "Now here is something I can bring back to my parents"

    "Does it have leather or synthetic?"

    "Totaled"

    "Chick magnet"

    "It slips right through the first three, but fourth is a little rough"

    "Does this thing have cup holders?"

    "Where do I put my USB port?"

    "Do you think if I slap it real good, it will fix the problem?"

    "I wonder what the trade in value is worth?"
     
    somethinboutayota, Apr 13, 2014
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  4. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:15 PM
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    somethinboutayota

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    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Debadged and painted, plasti-dip bumper , Sock monkey decals, tool box, K&N cold air intake, flag holder/fishing pole holder, Satoshi, magnaflow 40 series, spidertrax wheel spacers, map lights, led reverse lights, led dash assembly lights, roof top LED bar
    "This thing needs detailed"
     
    somethinboutayota, Apr 13, 2014
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  5. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:17 PM
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    xgalvanxgx

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    xgalvanxgx seymour butts

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    that ass? (in front of her parents) hahah
     
    xgalvanxgx, Apr 13, 2014
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  6. Apr 13, 2014 at 6:18 PM
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    kenneth.morris07

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    "This undercarriage really needs a good washing"

    "Just put your foot into it"
     
    kenneth.morris07, Apr 13, 2014
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  7. Apr 14, 2014 at 9:52 AM
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    somethinboutayota

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    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Put the petal to the metal and make'r scream
     
    somethinboutayota, Apr 14, 2014
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  8. Apr 14, 2014 at 9:58 AM
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    Fluffymonkey

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    That's one dirty taco
     
    Fluffymonkey, Apr 14, 2014
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  9. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:05 AM
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    snowtank

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    snowtank Where the fuck did my beer go!

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    Some stuff here and there....
    Lets go for a ride......get on in!
     
    snowtank, Apr 14, 2014
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  10. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:07 AM
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  11. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:10 AM
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    Yes, I do realize this is what you can say about your truck that you can't about your girlfriend. :p:p:p:p:p
     
    BamaToy1997, Apr 14, 2014
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  12. Apr 14, 2014 at 10:12 AM
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  14. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:23 PM
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    It's sooo quiet.

    I smacked her pretty hard last night.
     
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  15. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:26 PM
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    The moon
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    Suspension is a little sloppy
     
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  17. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:27 PM
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    Relentless Fab plate bumper,aFe Cold air intake, 12" JL sub, RE tweeters and speakers, Kenwood Head unit, Autodim/temp/compass mirror from Bob, baffled oil catch can
    Sags a bit in the ass end.
     
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    I like playing in the mud. :eek:
     
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  19. Apr 14, 2014 at 4:32 PM
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    The last guy who had her broke her in really good.
     
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    i can say this without getting my ass kicked
    "god dam piece of shit!! stop breaking and stay on all fours!!"
     
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