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Old 04-13-2014, 05:04 PM   #2
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Old 04-13-2014, 05:31 PM   #3
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Things you can say about your truck but not your girlfriend

"I do oil changes regularly"

"Can I look in your glove box?"

"It only took 20 mins to fill her up"

"Isn't she a beauty"

"Reminds me of me ex"

"The car fax came back and looks like it was wrecked"

"You POS keep going"

"Now here is something I can bring back to my parents"

"Does it have leather or synthetic?"

"Totaled"

"Chick magnet"

"It slips right through the first three, but fourth is a little rough"

"Does this thing have cup holders?"

"Where do I put my USB port?"

"Do you think if I slap it real good, it will fix the problem?"

"I wonder what the trade in value is worth?"
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Old 04-13-2014, 06:18 PM   #7
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"This undercarriage really needs a good washing"

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Old 04-14-2014, 10:05 AM   #10
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Lets go for a ride......get on in!
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:07 AM   #11
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:10 AM   #12
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Yes, I do realize this is what you can say about your truck that you can't about your girlfriend.
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:12 AM   #13
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It was my grandfather's, then my dad's and now it's mine. I hope to leave it to my son one day.
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:15 AM   #14
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Rides a lil stiff
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:23 PM   #15
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It's sooo quiet.

I smacked her pretty hard last night.
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:26 PM   #16
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Suspension is a little sloppy
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:26 PM   #17
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she can take a beating
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:27 PM   #18
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Sags a bit in the ass end.
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:31 PM   #19
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Old 04-14-2014, 04:32 PM   #20
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The last guy who had her broke her in really good.
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