Tell me a joke, please.

Q. Why was Liberace buried with his ass sticking out of the ground?

A. So his friends can drop in for a cold one.

 

Q. What do u get when u cross a penis and a potato?

A. A dictator.

 

A black friend of mine sent this to me.

Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?

A. They're not falling for that one again.

 

Q: What's black, white and red and can't fit through a revolving door?

A. A nun with a spear through her head.

 

Q. What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

A. Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.

 

Ok here's a long one:

A newly married couple are on their honeymoon and check into their hotel room. As they undress, the 6'4" husband tosses his pants over to his 5'1" petite bride and says "Here, try my pants on."

Just for fun, the bride puts her husbands pants on and says "Your pants are too big, I can't wear these." The husband then says "That's right! those are man pants. I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."

The bride thinks for a moment, pulls her lace panties off, and sling shots them at her husband. "Here, try these on" she says. The husband asks why. The bride insists. "Put them on"

The husband manages to get one foot in, then the other, and gets the panties up as far as his knees and says, "This is silly, I can't get into your pants..." The bride then stands up and says "That's right, you can't get into my pants and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes !!!"

 

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?




A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"

 

3 very naked black men were sitting on a park bench; the man in the middle had a pink penis.

A woman walking by asked them why the man in the middle has a pink penis.

The man on the left said "We're not black, we're coal miners- he went home for lunch.

 

GMC Canyon

 

What did one computer say to the other?
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Q: Why is eating pussy like being in the mafia?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

 

709973?

 

ya wanna joke?



look how many Moderators own tacomas now

 

I feel bad but here we go...



Q: Whats worse than locking your keys in your car in front of the abortion clinic?







A: Having to walk back in to ask for a coat hanger

 

An inside joke for this poster...


Q: What do you use to attach head frog lights to your truck?

A: Pop Ribbets

 

Q: How do Mexicans cut their pizza?


A: With little ceasars

 

There's another thread for this already: http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/798-joke-day.html