My girlfriend graduated yesterday with her BA, so we all went out to dinner @ red lobster after the commencement.. sounds like a good idea right?
There's 4 of us. My girlfriend, her mom, her brother, and myself.
So we order drinks. I order a cadillac margarita. My drink comes, and the side shot isn't even 1/4 full, and the drink tastes like all mix. So i trade it in for a beer.
Then, the waiter brings our appetizer, and as he's putting it on the table he spills pico all over my girlfriends brother. He didn't even seem concerned with his F up.
Then they deliver our salads to the wrong table.
We finally get our food, which is good.
Everything's going fine, we're almost done with our meals and out of nowhere my girlfriend and I (who are sitting next to each other) feel something being sprayed on us. Some dip shit behind us decides to clean the top of the wooden bar over our heads and sprays cleaner all over us, and our food. I got up and looked at what she was spraying...it was a clear spray bottle with blue liquid, and on the bottle it says "Do not come in contact with skin" WTF? If i break out in some kind of bubbly rash im gonna have lobster for life.
So we get the manager, and her business card for safe keeping. She offers to re-cook all of our food - we said no we're leaving - she said ok, have a great night, bill is on us.