Why do guys in Ford Explorers always tailgate me???

^Winnah!

 

With me it's usally socker moms ripping ass through the school zones SPEED LIMIT TWENTY and they're right tight on my ass in their Suburbans. Back off Biotch!!

 

I go to work at 0345 in the morning and usually there are two cars on the road. Me and the other ass clown. Im doing 70 in the slow lane and all he has planned for his day is to try to hitch a ride in my bed. Its usually some shit for brains dude from West VA. who should be driving his tractor instead. Ok I feel better.

 

Thread revival, but whatever...

I had my truck for about 3 months when a lady in a corrola decided to inspect the underside of my truck I guess. I locked them up hard enough at 60 mph to activate the ABS and she locked them up hard enough to send her car diving to the left and almost into the concrete divider. Looking back I would have felt bad if she wrecked but hopefully she learnd about keepin her distance.

The most annoying thing for me is when I'm leaving a car length or more between me and the vehicle ahead, and another vehicle takes that as an invitation to merge. I get a lot of joy during my morning commute driving the speed limit in the slow lane and then messing with all the speeders who try to drive 15 mph over in the fast lane and then dive in at the last minute to make their exit ramp.

I give myself bonus points when they miss the last city ramp and have to go 3 miles down the road to turn around. I can always tell because it's the ramp I take and I see them getting off, taking the overpass and getting right back on the interstate in a U-turn to head back into the city. It's the little things in life.

 

Windshield washer fluid, I just lay on it for 10-15secs when they are really close. It covers the front of their car and they get the point, if they still tailgate mo blue fluid for them

 

People are dumb..i just had some lady today decide to try and read the serial number on my trailer she was so close.