I love this!
A few examples:
statement: "hey ur truck's dirty"
response: "it's ok, it's a truck"
quesiton: "are u going to fix those scratches/dents?"
response: "no, it's a truck"
question: "should I take my muddy boots off before I hop in?"
response: "no, it's ok. It's a truck"
While I really take care of my truck for the most part, sometimes you just gotta say "f*** it, it's a truck".