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Old 07-09-2013, 06:11 PM   #2822
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Any bro's on TW been to, or have knowledge about Lake George, NY?

Looking to vacation there next month with the family and I'm trying to get some good info from other guys OTJ. Suggestions on which areas to stay and perhaps any "must do's"... I don't wanna get stuck being with any scumbag skells. Any help is greatly appreciated.
Thanks, stay safe...
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Old 07-09-2013, 06:21 PM   #2823
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No this is strike 3 for me.... this guy was from out of zone too. But he beat out 2 other guys that were a shoe in..... maybe next time!!!
DAM dude that sux. Keep tryin you'll get there
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Old 07-09-2013, 06:28 PM   #2824
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No this is strike 3 for me.... this guy was from out of zone too. But he beat out 2 other guys that were a shoe in..... maybe next time!!!
Did you get any hint as to why?
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Old 07-09-2013, 06:59 PM   #2825
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No they dont give you any ideas other then someone else was chosen. I have went for 3 dogs already. Not a big deal and I will go for the next dog that is for sure!!! I have been working dogs for a while, but soon enough I am just going to end up getting paid for what I do with dogs.....
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:09 PM   #2826
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How to Tell Where a Cop works:
Narcotics
-Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to.
-Start wearing "Tap Out" t-shirts
-Start watching every episode of Monster Garage.
... -Buy a biker wallet with a big chain.
-Practice the "Don't acknowledge me, even while in the police station, look."
-Thinks even the Chief worships you.
-Make every case involve overtime $$$.
-Rates the hotness level of "cranker chicks"
-Learn to play golf drunk.

SWAT
-Wear hut-hut team T-shirts (size small- to accent pecs and biceps), Oakley sunglasses and boots every day.
-Try to fit the word "breach" and "tactical" in to every conversation. (Ex. "I just breached my pants that was so funny!")
-Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair.
-Never say hello to anyone who is not a SWAT operator, just practice your SWAT head nod.
-Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune, Guns and Ammo and Muscle and Fitness magazines.
-Learn to play golf wearing a gun, a tactical knife and a back-up gun (just in case)

Community Service Units
-Hate SWAT.
-Work to make everybody love you.
-Paint your office in pastel colors.
-Think Feng Shui.
-Subscribe to Psychology Today.
-Learn to play miniature golf.

Traffic units
-Write tickets to EVERYBODY.
-Learn to make other cops hate them
-Spend every weekend cleaning your bike and polishing boots.
-Annoy the shit out of everyone on the radio by having complete disregard for anyone else's radio traffic.
-Talk about nothing but how many tickets you wrote in one day.
-Constantly ride by a building with big windows to chec kout your reflection.
-Refer to the "other" law enforcement officers as "Car cops."
-"LBR" (Look Bitchin' Riding) is your mantra. May even have this as a tattoo
-Golf is lame, motor rodeos are cool.

K-9 Units
-Become sadistic.
-Show pictures of your latest and best dog bite.
-Brag about your largest drug find.
-Smell like a dog.
-Starts to look like your dog
-Workout 3 times a day.
-Show off your bruises and bites, even when it is on your ass.

Administrative Units
-Three-hour lunches every day, tell everybody it's a "meeting."
-Upgrade department cell phone every month.
-Tell everybody you are published in a national law enforcement magazine.
-Has an awesome pen set
-Update your revenge list on a weekly basis.
-Expert at PowerPoint, bar charts and graphs
-Golf Rules! Play LOTS of golf.

Patrol Units
-Has nerves of steel.
-In a terminal state of nausea from department politics.
-Inability to keep mouth shut.
-Has defining tastes in alcohol.
-The higher the seniority the further back you sit in briefing
-Is actually respected by peers.
-Beats the crap out of his caddy on any bogeyed shot.

FTO
-Automatically grasps the door handle until knuckles turn white when car is put in gear.
-Considers a multiple-victim homicide in progress a "good training opportunity" and asks to take primary.
-Lifelong case of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)
-Considers less than three hours of OT to be a quiet day.
-Buys migraine medicine by the case

Detectives
-Come in at 0800.
-"Breakfast" from 0815 to 1030.
-Work from 1030 to Noon.
-Noon to 1400 Work out and Lunch.
-1400-1700 Sit in CID and talk about how many girlfriends you have and how the wife doesn't know. Plan your next RV, fishing, wine tasting or motorcycle trip.

Patrol Sergeant
-Remembers very well "how we usta do it."
-Always willing to tell his officers the above.
-Tries to fit the word "liability" in to every sentence.
-Talks about "what he's hearing from upstairs."

Trainee
-Unable to grow facial hair.
-Watches every episode of Cops.
-Gets excited when the SWAT guys walk by.
-Arrives for work three hours early.
-Thinks the sergeant is thrilled to see him.
-Won't drink on the golf course because it violates the open container ordinance.

New Corrections Officers
- Show up for work 15 minutes early.
- Buy only the best ink pens (Pilot G-2, not the kind admin types use!).
- Wear T-Shirts of your "dream department" under your uniform.
- Wear a full duty belt of gear even though you have to remove everything when you arrive at the facility.
- Become friends with every local police officer.

Defensive Tactics Instructors
-Starts stretching before making arrest.
-Can spend hours debating the advantages of RCB vs. straight stick.
-Wears yoga pants off-duty
-Chuck Norris is GOD
-Has spent more than $50 on a wood baton.
-Giggles when a suspect starts to resist.

Firearms Instructor
- Responds to every question/statement with the word, 'huh?'
- Has a % lead/blood level higher than the current Chief's approval rating.
- Operates under the assumption that the more beer you drink, the more of that lead leaves your system.
- Thinks a new tactical handgun is a great Christmas gift for the wife/girlfriend.
- Has an image of a custom 1911-A1 for a screen-saver.
- Wears the latest high-tech electronic hearing protectors during normal conversation.
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:17 PM   #2827
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Hahahahaha! This is probably horrible to admit, but I fit perfectly into "trainee" category lol
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:19 PM   #2828
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Those are great, gotta love those trainees. I have one riding with me all week...
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:19 PM   #2829
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Hahahahaha! This is probably horrible to admit, but I fit perfectly into "trainee" category lol
hahaahaha. I saw on cop humor FB page. and I just had to post it, seeing if anyone fit in it.
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:24 PM   #2830
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I read the whole list, made me think about a lot of people. Even some I'd like to forget haha.
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:26 PM   #2831
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I read the whole list, made me think about a lot of people. Even some I'd like to forget haha.
Yeah i know a few guys that fit in a few of those categories.
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:28 PM   #2832
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hahaahaha. I saw on cop humor FB page. and I just had to post it, seeing if anyone fit in it.
The laughs I get from the Cop Humor page arr the ONLY reason i still have a Facebook. If their page went away so would my account.
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:31 PM   #2833
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The laughs I get from the Cop Humor page arr the ONLY reason i still have a Facebook. If their page went away so would my account.
hahaha. I found that page and love it!


I would not have FB if i did not have so much friends that are family, that live 650 miles a way, and i see like once a year or so even then some times i don’t get to see all of them. I probably have 20 to 25 family members that all live in NY. mostly western NY.

edit: I keep it so i can see photos of them, and the newer little cousins and stuff. if they all got off FB so would I.
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:32 PM   #2834
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:37 PM   #2835
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Ha, I'm firearms and I always say "huh?" I still wear ears all the time but I know shit still affects my hearing.
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Old 07-09-2013, 07:50 PM   #2836
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No they dont give you any ideas other then someone else was chosen. I have went for 3 dogs already. Not a big deal and I will go for the next dog that is for sure!!! I have been working dogs for a while, but soon enough I am just going to end up getting paid for what I do with dogs.....
Maybe next time?
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Old 07-09-2013, 08:18 PM   #2837
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Old 07-09-2013, 08:24 PM   #2838
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Sweet! Got a job lined up? Or were you hired prior to starting?
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Guess Who's back!?
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Old 07-09-2013, 08:26 PM   #2840
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Guess Who's back!?
Arnold?
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