More of a story, but I was talking to some crosstraining navy guys at my tech school when they started saying something about a phantom jacker. So being the curious person I am I had to ask what the heck the phantom jacker was. They told me that the phantom jacker was the one guy on the boat who went around jacking off people in their sleep. I was like "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" They said "Yeah man, there's one on every boat." Fast forward a few months and I was working with some navy guys at NASIC and this story popped in my head so I asked them, "Have you guys ever heard of the phantom jacker?" Sure enough, their answer was "Hell yeah, there's one on every boat!"