So, I figured I'd share the intro I wrote when I joined Dezert Rangers. Turns out the Ford guys have a sense of humor. I thought my fellow Toyota owners might like it. Enjoy!
Hi, My name is Rob......And I have an addiction to driving Toyotas. I've been a Toyota addict for about 15 years. I started with a chevy (The gateway truck) but found that it was ruining my life and emptying my bank account to keep it running. I found myself living on the streets and selling my body for back seat baja rides through the Pismo dunes. It's really hard to say this but....At one point and time....... I even considered driving a Ford (now sobbing). Please don't judge me. It's been a hard time living at the bottom of the barrel. Finally in 2001, I was introduced to the 4Runner. I've been hooked ever since. Thanks to the cleaner, healthier Toyota, I was able to start getting my life back on track. A few years ago, I got classy and started "rocking" a 2008 Tundra. Now I inject 5.7 liters, which makes me go from 6 to midnight in 3.4 seconds flat. I just purchased a 2012 Tacoma to build my first LT truck so I can really get "high"! I joined the Dezert Rangers Anonymous in hopes I could feed my addiction with an all ready built Tacoma, but to my surprise I found that this group is full of individuals just like me. The for sale page is littered with people trying to kick their nasty Ford addictions. Good for you guys! You don't need them. Together we are stronger, and some day, if we try hard enough, we can all drive Toyotas (Que the rays of sunshine). God bless us all!
On a more serious note. I'm 32, wife, one kid. Grew up in Las Vegas, College in SLO, Ca. Currently serving in Afghanistan, stationed in Savannah, Ga. 2-3 MEDEVAC Pilot. My other vehicle is Blackhawk helicopter, which REALLY gets me high.
PS, no need for racist Toyota remarks or getting panties in a bunch, It was just a joke. I love all trucks, even the ones that are made mainly in Mexico. (Boom! Last Ford/Chevy Joke I swear!)