NJ B.S. Thread

just go live on the beach with BGR

 

Are you talking about parties?

 

Two guys were picked up by the cops for selling drugs and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said:

You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and persuade them to give up drugs f...orever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one:

"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever."

"10 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 50 people to give up drugs forever."

"50 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your butthole before prison...."

 

Not looking to party so no thanks on that

And thanks for the Monroe info

 

Hoboken is a fun place to get schwasted.

 

Lol I have a gf and I'm doing the internship in hopes of a job so I won't be getting schwasted much

 

Ill keep it in mind

 

interesting article.....and pretty picture for the idiots (feel 90% of TW need to read this)

http://www.stanceworks.com/2013/08/automotive-enthusiasm-is-not-mutually-exclusive/

 

2 years can make a world of a difference in what point of life your in and prospective on things. you will realize alot of stupid things you do and say now when you get 2 yrs down the road. Don't give him shit cuz his priorities are different than yours.....just a friendly service bulletin.

 

vvv this, 2 years ago I would have agreed with you, I partied a lot, had plenty of fun, but now that I'm with my girlfriend and trying to focus on my schooling and finding jobs I have a different opinion.

 

What up hippie kid? Haven't talked to ya in a bit. Keepin busy workin and doin a bunch of stuff to the house still. Lined up an electrician to reroute my main power along with new 200 amp service and a new panel box. Putting a new window in the living room Saturday. Way more work than I anticipated. It'll be worth it in the end though

 

I know I'm late to the party but I have a fraternity brother who's moving to New York in September for work. I can ask him what places he found if you want

 

all depends what you want out of your truck you are obviously one of the one that just looked at the pretty pictures lol young grass hopper you have much to learn......so on that note where is dyob here is his next skull fucking victim.

 

Lewsiana bayou folk creepin on the jersey thread

 

I was bored in class then I saw Corey looking to move to the big city

 

Perfect Ask if he has any connects yet or if he knows any internships?

 

He just got a job at Deloitte in Manhattan so I'm sure he'll at least have some leads. What sector are you? Accounting, finance?

 

Finance or Management, thanks man!

 

No problem. he's coming down here to visit for the game this weekend before he moves so I'll be sure to talk to him for ya