FS: Couch of Greatness

Well, I have a new job working from home, and I need to make room to convert my bonus room into an "Office".

Against my better judgment, at the behest of the gate-keeper, I have decided to sell my favorite couch.

We bought it brand-new from Macy's about 10 years ago. I think it's an Alan White-10301 (???). It is in decent shape for being that old and well loved. It is still (to this day) the MOST COMFORTABLE COUCH I have ever sat/slept on. I have had many nights in the "dog house" where I sought refuge with 'ol gray.

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  Game in luxury on this beautiful creation of wood, textile, and synthetic fiber!
  [*] Impress your friends with your discerning taste for style and comfort!
  [*] Spoil your lady-friend with this lavishly nondiscriminating ass magnet!
  [*] Finally get rid of that piss-stained couch you grabbed from the street corner!
  [*] Makes a great fort!
  [*] Has never been exposed to bodily fluids of any kind!

Rather than post it on CL and have it potentially being abused/neglected by shitty foster parents, I wanted to check-in with any of you PNW'ers to see if anyone wants it.

$150. Local delivery may be possible, or meet halfway. PM me with ???s

 

Breakfast bump for badass'ness! I will leave it up here for a few days before putting it on CL. Price is negotiable depending on if I have to deliver or not.

 

Couch is sold

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