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Discussion in 'Off-Roading & Trails' started by 4WD, Oct 23, 2012.

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  1. Oct 23, 2012 at 10:34 PM
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    We've been waiting for you Chris........:cool: :p
     
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  2. Oct 23, 2012 at 10:35 PM
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  3. Oct 23, 2012 at 11:18 PM
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    I blamed it on no power steering :p


    Anyway I had a small cooler full of ice, adult beverages and food sitting on top of my passenger seat, of course knowing me being in a rush to get outta the house and get to my camping spot (McCain valley) I didnt secure the it, why I didnt have it on the passenger side floorboard or bed idk... Well as I was pulling out of my block the cooler started to slide and fall over, I tried to catch it but as I leaned over to grab it I somehow managed to turn the wheel, probly with my big assed belly or some shit, stupid assed god damn non adjustable toyota single cab seat! LOL. Well after I realized what was happening I ended up hopping the curb and running into a fucking tree and huge bush that engulfed half the truck I also managed to stuff a fat branch between the fender and tire.

    Once i got out of the ohh fuck what did I just do moment I threw that bitch in reverse gave it a little gas and went no where, all I did was burn rubber , one tire fire for the loss! Half the truck was in the bushes/tree and the other half was in the bike lane. :eek:

    At this point im like OH FUCK! someone must have seen me and reported my dumbass to the police or something, since this happened in front of an elementry school theres an SRO (School Resource Officer) always there hanging out so im sitting there thinking to myself like "oh man im fucked!"..... Since im a quick thinker in situations like these I hop out of the truck and run back to my house grab the taco and recovery strap hook it all up and yank that mother fucker out of the bush and off the tree. That little 88 acted like nothing happened to it so i drove it home with the hood all scrunched up, fender falling off and all, I parked that shit in the garage asap and ran back to my taco and drove it home like nothing even happened. That was my major derp of 2011. Fuck trees! :rofl::rofl:


    Its true most accidents happen less than a mile away from your house, in my case about 150 ft hahah And to top it off I didnt even get to go camping :mad:
     
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  4. Oct 23, 2012 at 11:25 PM
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    Mr. Doug when i first started lurking here and saw that video right there it let me know that I was going to love heading out with SoCal tacomas and tacomaworld LMAO!!! We all gotta start somewhere right? ahhhahaha Cracks up everytime I see it :rofl:
     
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  5. Oct 23, 2012 at 11:27 PM
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  6. Oct 23, 2012 at 11:28 PM
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    Shit is not buffing out:

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  7. Oct 23, 2012 at 11:31 PM
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    So do I !!! STILL laugh like hell when i watch it !!!:D



    That be him Jake.....:cool:
     
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  8. Oct 23, 2012 at 11:33 PM
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    Are you parked on top of a picnic table ????:eek::eek:
     
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  9. Oct 23, 2012 at 11:54 PM
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    ahhh yes a good ole dose of liquid courage is all it takes sometimes lol i dont like to talk about those moments though;):eek: :D
     
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  10. Oct 24, 2012 at 12:02 AM
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    lets just say dont ride a dirtbike hungover...

    day one about an hour after the ride..... yess kiddies I finished my ride on a fucked up leg

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    and day 2 when i got home:eek::eek::eek: LOL

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  11. Oct 24, 2012 at 12:05 AM
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    My biggest derp was derping all over my derp while I was trying to derp over my derp, and then I derped...
     
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  12. Oct 24, 2012 at 3:10 AM
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  13. Oct 24, 2012 at 7:41 AM
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    Maaaaaaaaybe :spy:

    Ok no, it's my trailer. But there is a picnic table in between the wheels.
     
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  14. Oct 24, 2012 at 7:42 AM
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    You got some camber tere bro? Going for that stanced look?
     
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  15. Oct 24, 2012 at 7:43 AM
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    I like camber so much I did it to the rear suspension. :cool:
     
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  16. Oct 24, 2012 at 7:46 AM
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    Well this isn't offroading but my truck didn't come with a backup camera so I figured I'd install one myself... Effing tailgate doesn't have anywhere to run one, so I had to drill a hole to run the wires and drilled right through my tailgate... DERP!!!

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  17. Oct 24, 2012 at 8:02 AM
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  18. Oct 24, 2012 at 8:02 AM
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    Aw WTF! I jumped into this thread just to post that! O well. That's my biggest derp...

    Trying to think of another- maybe taking the group to the salton sea after a rain the week before, but no, this one's my derpiest moment. :D Or how about running over everyone's shit that they threw in front of my truck? LOL ah many a moment hanging with the group :facepalm: :rofl:
     
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  19. Oct 24, 2012 at 9:52 AM
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    So this so far has been my biggest! Stupid ditch just jumped in front of me...
     
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