Funny Parking violation today

So I borrowed my boss' 6X10 trailer this weekend to pickup a big load of pinestraw and brought the trailer to work today so I can drop it off at his house on my way home from work. I get back from lunch today (rode w/ a co-worker to lunch) to find a parking violation on my window. It read "vehicle parked at an angle using two parking spaces". It made me LOL. I am parked in the very back corner of the parking lot where no one parks. yes technically I am parked perpendicular across multiple spots...but obviously I cannot fit in one parking spot because I have a trailer attached which is why I parked the way I did.

wow...

 

What a fucking douche. I hate parking authority. Bunch of asshats, fucking wannabe cops with bigger egos than God.

I think they ejaculate every time they write a ticket.

 

your lucky in new york you would not be happy its a $115 ticket here
parking people suck

 

I ejaculate every time I finish a sentence.




Fuck.

 

Thats crazy! How much was the fine?

 

I love it, in Cali I can park in any loading zone and not receive a ticket.

I was at the doctor's office in downtown, absolutely no parking space....so I parked in the loading/unloading zone in front of her office building and put the tailgate down just for kicks.

2 hrs later, i walk out, no tickets, nothing. I just drove away

 

I think they're each issued a special pair of underwear that they must have on at all times when working.

Except they have to wear them backwards.

NSFW btw.

 

No fine just a warning. It was the security company who does the security for our campus at work.

I thought it was quite humorous. I kinda wanna hand them my keys and ask them to try to pull the truck and trailer into one parking spot.

 

Parking lot attendants = suckurity guard pledges in a long winded hazing.