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Old 07-28-2010, 09:30 AM   #1
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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE



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Old 07-28-2010, 09:33 AM   #3
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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE



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#1 Reason I prefer women over rifles:

Women have vaginas.
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#1 Reason I prefer women over rifles:

Women have vaginas.
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.........says the guy currently building a rifle.
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Old 07-28-2010, 09:43 AM   #12
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.........says the guy currently building a rifle.
Yes, but he's putting this on the quad rail:

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Yes, but he's putting this on the quad rail:
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