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I entered must not fap

after 10 translation it became:

Otherwise, it will be released

AFRIKAANS : moet nie FAP
Back to ENGLISH : must not FAP
ALBANIAN : nuk duhet të hapet
Back to ENGLISH : should not be opened
ARABIC : ينبغي أن لا تفتح
Back to ENGLISH : Should not be opened
BELARUSIAN : Калі не будзе адкрыта
Back to ENGLISH : If you will not be disclosed
BULGARIAN : Ако не, ще бъде разкрито
Back to ENGLISH : If not, will be revealed
CATALAN : En cas contrari, es donarà a conèixer
Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, it will be released
CHINESE : 否则，将被释放
Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, will be released
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 否则，将被释放
Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, will be released
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 否則，將被釋放
Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, will be released
CROATIAN : U suprotnom, bit će pušten
Back to ENGLISH : Otherwise, it will be released

 

I won't post all 56 but I entered "get on your knees and give me a blowjob" and it became "And the importance of language development."

 

say, that's a nice bike

translates to:

machine learning very well

also,

"Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now"

...56 translations later we get:​

"I get worried. Thread one end of the world lived the majority. His first wife, to late to be useful."

 

AFRIKAANS : Die kat het geen windje gelaat op die hond. Die hond wakker geword het en bietjie die kat op die esel.
Back to ENGLISH : The cat farted on the dog. The dog woke up and bit the cat on the ass.
ALBANIAN : Cat farted në qen. Qen u zgjuan dhe pak cat mbi gomar.
Back to ENGLISH : Cat farted in the dog. The dog woke up and little cat on the ass.
ARABIC : farted القط في الكلب. استيقظ الكلب والقطة حتى يذكر على الحمار.
Back to ENGLISH : cat farted in the dog. Woke up the dog and cat so little ass.
BELARUSIAN : кот farted у сабакі. Прачнуўся сабак і кошак так мала задніцу.
Back to ENGLISH : cat farted in the dog. I woke up the dogs and cats so little ass.
BULGARIAN : котка пърдиш в куче. Събудих се на кучета и котки, толкова малко задника.
Back to ENGLISH : cat farts in the dog. I woke up to dogs and cats, so little ass.
CATALAN : pets gat en el gos. Em vaig despertar als gossos i gats, cul tan poc.
Back to ENGLISH : Pets cat in the dog. I woke up to dogs and cats, so little ass.
CHINESE : 宠物猫的狗。我醒来的时候狗和猫，这么少的屁股。
Back to ENGLISH : Pet cat dog. I woke up dogs and cats, so little ass.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 宠物猫的狗。我醒来的狗和猫，这么少的屁股。
Back to ENGLISH : Pet cat dog. I woke up the dogs and cats, so little ass.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 寵物貓的狗。我醒來的狗和貓，這麼少的屁股。
Back to ENGLISH : Pet cat dog. I woke up the dogs and cats, so little ass.
CROATIAN : Ljubimac mačka pas. Probudio sam pse i mačke, tako malo guzicu.
Back to ENGLISH : Pet cat dog. I woke up dogs and cats, so little ass.
CZECH : Kočku psa. Probudil jsem se psy a kočky, tak trochu prdel.
Back to ENGLISH : Cat dog. Woke up with dogs and cats, a little ass.
DANISH : Cat hund. Vågnede op med hunde og katte, lidt røv.
Back to ENGLISH : Cat dog. Woke up with dogs and cats, a little ass.
DUTCH : Cat hond. Wakker met honden en katten, een ezeltje.
Back to ENGLISH : Cat dog. Wake up with dogs and cats, a donkey.
ENGLISH : Cat dog. Wake up with dogs and cats, a donkey.
Back to ENGLISH : Cat dog. Wake up with dogs and cats, a donkey.
ESTONIAN : Kass koer. Ärka koos koerte ja kasside, eesel.
Back to ENGLISH : Cat Dog. Wake up with the dogs and cats, a donkey.
FILIPINO : Cat Dog. Wake up sa mga dogs at cats, isang asno.
Back to ENGLISH : Cat Dog. Wake up with the dogs and cats, a donkey.
FINNISH : Kissa Koira. Herää koirien ja kissojen, aasi.
Back to ENGLISH : Cat Dog. Wake up to the dogs and cats, a donkey.
FRENCH : Chien Chat. Réveillez-vous les chiens et les chats, un âne.
Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Wake up dogs and cats, a donkey.
GALICIAN : Dog chat. Acorde cans e gatos, un burro.
Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Wake up cats and dogs, a donkey.
GERMAN : Dog Chat. Wake up Hunde und Katzen, ein Esel.
Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Wake up dogs and cats, a donkey.
GREEK : Σκύλος Chat. Ξυπνήστε σκύλους και γάτες, ένα γαϊδουράκι.
Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Awake dogs and cats, a donkey.
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Chat chen. Reveye chen ak chat, yon bourik.
Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Awake dogs and cats, a donkey.
HEBREW : צ 'אט כלבים. Awake כלבים וחתולים, חמור.
Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Awake dogs and cats, a donkey.
HINDI : चैट कुत्तों. जाग कुत्तों और बिल्लियों, एक गधा.
Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Awake dogs and cats, a donkey.
HUNGARIAN : Chat kutyák. Éber kutyák és macskák, a szamár.
Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Alert dogs and cats, a donkey.
ICELANDIC : Chat dogs. Viðvörun hundar og kettir, asni.
Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Warning dogs and cats, a donkey.
INDONESIAN : Chat anjing. Peringatan anjing dan kucing, keledai.
Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Warning dogs and cats, a donkey.
IRISH : Comhrá madraí. Rabhadh madraí agus cat, asal.
Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Warning dogs and cats, horses.
ITALIAN : Chat cani. Attenzione cani e gatti, cavalli.
Back to ENGLISH : Chat dogs. Attention dogs and cats, horses.
JAPANESE : チャット犬。注意犬や猫、馬。
Back to ENGLISH : Dog Chat. Dogs and cats care, horse.
KOREAN : 개가 채팅. 개와 고양이 관리, 말.
Back to ENGLISH : Great chat. Dog and Cat Management, Mal.
LATVIAN : Liels tērzēšana. Suņu un kaķu Management, Mal.
Back to ENGLISH : Great chat. Dog and cat Management, Mal.
LITHUANIAN : Didžiosios pokalbiai. Šunų ir kačių vadybos, Mal.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dog and cat management, Mal.
MACEDONIAN : Голема тема. Куче и мачка управување, Мал.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dog and cat management, small.
MALAY : Great topic. Anjing dan kucing pengurusan, kecil.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dog and cat management, small.
MALTESE : tema Gran. Klieb u qtates ġestjoni, żgħar.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats management, small.
NORWEGIAN : Great emnet. Hunder og katter ledelse, små.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership, small.
PERSIAN : موضوع بزرگ است. سگ ها و گربه ها رهبری ، کوچک است.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership, is small.
POLISH : temat Wielkiego. Psy i koty przywództwa, jest niewielka.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership is weak.
PORTUGUESE : Grande tópico. Cães e gatos a liderança é fraca.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership is weak.
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Grande tópico. Cães e gatos a liderança é fraca.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats leadership is weak.
ROMANIAN : Mare subiect. Câini şi pisici este lider slab.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats is weak leadership.
RUSSIAN : Великий теме. Собаки и кошки слабое руководство.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
SERBIAN : Велика тема. Пси и мачке су слаби вођство.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
SLOVAK : Veľké tému. Psy a mačky sú slabé vedenie.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
SLOVENIAN : Velika tema. Pse in mačke, so šibke vodstvo.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
SPANISH : Gran tema. Los perros y los gatos son un liderazgo débil.
Back to ENGLISH : Great topic. Dogs and cats are a weak leadership.
SWAHILI : Mada kuu. Mbwa na paka ni uongozi dhaifu.
Back to ENGLISH : The main topic. Dog and cat is weak leadership.
SWEDISH : Huvudtemat. Hund och katt är svagt ledarskap.
Back to ENGLISH : The main theme. Dogs and cats are weak leadership.
TAGALOG : Ang pangunahing tema. Dogs at cats ay mahina pamumuno.
Back to ENGLISH : The main theme. Dogs and cats is weak leadership.
THAI : ธีมหลัก สุนัขและแมวที่อ่อนแอเป็นผู้นำ
Back to ENGLISH : Main Themes dogs and cats that weak leadership.
TURKISH : Ana Temalar köpekler ve kediler bu zayıf liderlik.
Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cats are the main themes of this weak leadership.
UKRAINIAN : Собаки і кішки є основними темами цього слабкого керівництва.
Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cats are the main themes of this weak leadership.
VIETNAMESE : Chó và mèo là những chủ đề chính của lãnh đạo yếu kém.
Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cats are the main subject of weak leadership.
WELSH : Cwn a chathod yn y prif bwnc arweinyddiaeth wan.
Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cats are the main subject of weak leadership.
YIDDISH : הינט און קאַץ זענען די הויפּט טעמע פון שוואַך פירערשאַפט.
Back to ENGLISH : Dogs and cat are the main theme of weak leadership.