Dumbest vehicle diagnosis........

She must have worked for one of the domestics dealers as the master tech.

 

my beamer started making a terrible clicking noise, like the taco click but EXTREMELY loud. i popped the engine and my buddy (who was a mechanic) backed away and said the engine was about to explode. i looked at him like he was retarded and said "what" he said, "you need to tow that to a shop and have the valves adjusted, they are really bad, your engine is probably about to shoot a rod or something" i ignored him and started looking around. some how my airfilter box shifted and was being hit by the fan blades. so i moved the box about a half a inch and the noise never came back. i wanted to hit him for being stupid.... and for being that stupid and working on other poeoples cars

 

You should check your muffler bearing!!!

 

or maybe my blinker fluid

 

I have a friend & her boyfriend whom you could probably tell them just about anything ..and they'd probably believe you. They're the type that auto mechanics LOVE to service. $$$$$$

Her boyfriend had a van...that leaked 1 qt of steering fluid everytime he went somewhere with it. The goofball drove his van around like that for months leaving puddles of oil everywhere on this planet earth. Did I mention - 1 qt of oil everytime he took it out.... ? Hmmm....figure that out...

He took it to our house....we found his high pressure line leaked like a frigin garden sprinkler. And - the resevoir cap was a piece of tin foil.

My husband and I looked at eachother silently....no words were exchanged and we both knew exactly what we were thinking. WHAT THE HELL is wrong with people??

 

Wow Janster i think thats exactly what chris's signature means:

The simplest solutions are often the most clever..............they are also usually wrong.

Lmao