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Old 07-27-2008, 08:42 PM   #1
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Talking M&M Breeding.

Came across this on another board I read. Thought it needed to be shared.

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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
M&M breeding.
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:36 PM   #2
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:41 PM   #3
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:48 PM   #4
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i was thinking the same exact thing!!!
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i was thinking the same exact thing!!!
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why did I have to read this? Now I want to have M&Ms for lunch instead of my grilled chicken.
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Old 07-28-2008, 12:31 PM   #12
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:08 PM   #13
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why did I have to read this? Now I want to have M&Ms for lunch instead of my grilled chicken.
LOL. I know.

I had to buy a couple packs at the grocery store last night to do my own testing. None of them lasted more than two rounds.
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LOL. I know.

I had to buy a couple packs at the grocery store last night to do my own testing. None of them lasted more than two rounds.
Really... So the winning M&M he sent in must have just been one of the last one's he picked. Some should tell the Mars company not to breed it because it was only luck.
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