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Old 08-09-2008, 02:34 PM   #1
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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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The red neck vasectomy



After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative, 'said the doctor, ' is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'


'3'

'4'

'5'

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas ,
Mississippi , Missouri , Florida ,SC, West Virginia and Washington DC ..
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Old 08-09-2008, 02:52 PM   #3
This is TW. One never knows what is a joke anymore
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oohee. thats funny rite thur
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Old 08-09-2008, 04:55 PM   #5
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dont forget to add texas to the list
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:48 AM   #6
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Lol!
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Old 08-11-2008, 06:15 AM   #7
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
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I think I'm offended.
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Old 08-11-2008, 08:03 AM   #8
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That's funny as hell man.
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Old 08-11-2008, 10:41 AM   #10
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hahaha....good one chris!!!
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:27 AM   #11
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you better take SC off that list or i'll have you banned
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:30 AM   #12
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you better take SC off that list or i'll have you banned
ah, come on couchie........our state is like west virginia.....without the banjos a' blazin!!! it was still funny.
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