ha ha- while putting my truck box on craigslist today, i got curious and looked at the 'free' stuff (mostly a bunch of shit furniture and sad sad dogs)
and the 'bartering' section...thinking, y'know, i might can trade art service for automotive service, or tattoos, or something.
well, it's not 'bartertown', unfortunately.
the first listing was
computer services for massage' where a guy was offering tech service for a 'deep tissue' massage. female masseuse only.
further down the line was a masseuse offering service for computer tech! those two should totally hook up!
as i scrolled down farther , it became obvious that 'massage' meant something else,
as there were tons of guys offering computer, welding, yardwork, furniture repair, etc in exchange for 'full' massages. in some cases it said 'open mind a plus'
there was even a masseuse looking for a masseuse!
this is in my town. good god. we're like in the fifties where people are using code words to fuck around. why don't they just go into the relationship section?
i don't even want to go in there for a laugh ...
fuck, i'm afraid now that 'new truck toolbox' may be code for 'i'm new at this up the ass stuff'
anybody else got any creepy craigslist stories?