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Old 08-16-2008, 06:31 PM   #1
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wtf?! bartering 'massages' on craigslist

ha ha- while putting my truck box on craigslist today, i got curious and looked at the 'free' stuff (mostly a bunch of shit furniture and sad sad dogs)
and the 'bartering' section...thinking, y'know, i might can trade art service for automotive service, or tattoos, or something.

well, it's not 'bartertown', unfortunately.
the first listing was
computer services for massage' where a guy was offering tech service for a 'deep tissue' massage. female masseuse only.

further down the line was a masseuse offering service for computer tech! those two should totally hook up!
as i scrolled down farther , it became obvious that 'massage' meant something else,
as there were tons of guys offering computer, welding, yardwork, furniture repair, etc in exchange for 'full' massages. in some cases it said 'open mind a plus'
there was even a masseuse looking for a masseuse!



this is in my town. good god. we're like in the fifties where people are using code words to fuck around. why don't they just go into the relationship section?
i don't even want to go in there for a laugh ...

fuck, i'm afraid now that 'new truck toolbox' may be code for 'i'm new at this up the ass stuff'

anybody else got any creepy craigslist stories?
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anybody else got any creepy craigslist stories?
There was one on Anchorage's Craigslist. Something along the lines of "free love handles for sale. Nobody's putting them to good use."
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ha ha- while putting my truck box on craigslist today, i got curious and looked at the 'free' stuff (mostly a bunch of shit furniture and sad sad dogs)
and the 'bartering' section...thinking, y'know, i might can trade art service for automotive service, or tattoos, or something.

well, it's not 'bartertown', unfortunately.
the first listing was
computer services for massage' where a guy was offering tech service for a 'deep tissue' massage. female masseuse only.

further down the line was a masseuse offering service for computer tech! those two should totally hook up!
as i scrolled down farther , it became obvious that 'massage' meant something else,
as there were tons of guys offering computer, welding, yardwork, furniture repair, etc in exchange for 'full' massages. in some cases it said 'open mind a plus'
there was even a masseuse looking for a masseuse!



this is in my town. good god. we're like in the fifties where people are using code words to fuck around. why don't they just go into the relationship section?
i don't even want to go in there for a laugh ...

fuck, i'm afraid now that 'new truck toolbox' may be code for 'i'm new at this up the ass stuff'

anybody else got any creepy craigslist stories?
HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE...that is so funny.....!!!!
Hope you don't get an offer for a tool......in your box! LOL!!!!!
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thats hilarious
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hookers on there too.
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Old 08-17-2008, 08:28 PM   #6
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Craigslist - Not bartering

Under theraputic section.

Natural Beauties want to serve you


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Date: 2008-08-16, 6:27PM EDT


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Old 08-17-2008, 08:30 PM   #7
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This is funny! Best of craigslist

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
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Old 08-17-2008, 08:50 PM   #8
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Here is a good one.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/746470334.html

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trade my hot wife for 2 celts tickets!

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For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

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The hookers ask for roses so be sly.

They say, they like 10 roses. Meaning a certain dollar amount for their services.
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