How Long do you Sit?

How long do you sit on the throne?


Me, I'm a 30min guy.

 

Too much info!

 

This thread stinks.

 

I do a little reading, takes about 15 minutes to make sure I'm all done!

 

I like to take my lap top and catch up on the MM thread........so at least 45 minutes. It is my special time.

 

Oooo for crying out loud.... do we have to go there?

 

In... BLAM... out. I can read on the couch.

 

Ha, now that's smart thinking!

 

I go quickly.

 

+1

 

i picked 15 to 30 minutes. i do alot of reading on the throne!!!

 

In and out. Either I'm at work worried about people calling or coming up to the counter, or I'm at home and the kids are getting into stuff. Never a peaceful moment.

 

thank god, I'm not the only one

 

i love shitting and here's why. if you're playing video games or watching a movie, you may be enjoying yourself but in the back of your mind you know there is something productive you should be doing instead. because of that it really hard to just sit down and enjoy yourself. but when you take a dump..... thats really all you can be doing. i like to read or play on my phone or text or call people, but really.... how are you suppose to mow the lawn or clean the gutters when you shitting? you cant. its the one time during the day i can relax and be lazy and not have to think about the other stuff i should be doing. i'm a 10 to 15 minute man but have been known to spend longer

 

work shitting is a whole different story.... i love shitting at work. i take all the time in the world. i like to sit and listen as other people duke and try not to laugh out loud at all the funny sounds. i laugh at the guys that flush everytime the poop to try to cover it up, so they end up flushing every like 6 seconds.... it s hilarious. sometimes me and the guy i work with will be on the same schedule and then we go and play "battle shits" to see who can make the most noise. teh laughter can be heard in the halls apparently. its a good ole time when its time to poop at work

 

Less than five. I'm all business.

 

I lean on my legs and play breakout on my blackberry until my game is over or until my legs fall asleep, whichever comes first, the beauty of this is I dont even realise I am finished until its all over and I can admire my handiwork once completed.

I agree work shits are the best, when your in an office environment, take all the time in the world, the worst is when the bathroom has those automatic lights and they turn off after a while but don't have motion sensors in the stalls. Good thing i bring my phone though because it provides enough light knowing when I am finished cleaning up.

 

You people are repulsive.






I'm a 15-20 minute person... Unless I just came from gettin 'food somewhere. Got some magazines at the ready.

That reminds me... BRB!

 

anyone fall asleep on the shitter??? i know i have...plenty of times!!!! wake up and your legs are asleep!!!