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Old 02-13-2011, 04:07 PM   #1
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Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.

They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto
the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on,
knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as
the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and
shouts,

"Get the fuck off the windshield!"






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Old 02-13-2011, 04:20 PM   #2
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Old 02-13-2011, 04:28 PM   #4
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I don't get it.
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:49 PM   #6
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I really don't! Someone explain.
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:50 PM   #7
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I chuckled
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:50 PM   #8
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cross= synonym for angry
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:51 PM   #9
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I really don't! Someone explain.


lost me at the end...
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:54 PM   #11
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cross= synonym for angry
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:55 PM   #12
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does it help to be catholic for this one?
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:56 PM   #13
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uh huh....
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:57 PM   #14
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For the end the cross is supposed to keep evil stuff away. She says show him your cross(also means angry). So she says get the fuck off the window. Get it?.... ha
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:58 PM   #15
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For the end the cross is supposed to keep evil stuff away. She says show him your cross(also means angry). So she says get the fuck off the window. Get it?.... ha
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:59 PM   #17
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Old 02-13-2011, 11:05 PM   #19
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Old 02-13-2011, 11:09 PM   #20
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