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  1. Feb 13, 2011 at 3:07 PM
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    David Tarantino

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    Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.

    They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic     light.
    Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto
    the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

    "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
    abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on,
    knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
    nuns.

    "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

    "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
    the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as
    the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

    "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

    "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and
    shouts,

    "Get the fuck off the windshield!"





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    David Tarantino, Feb 13, 2011
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  2. Feb 13, 2011 at 3:20 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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  3. Feb 13, 2011 at 3:26 PM
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    Jester243

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    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
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  4. Feb 13, 2011 at 3:28 PM
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    I don't get it. :anonymous:
     
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  5. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:31 PM
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    ^ I hope you're joking. You're coming off facebook if you're not.
     
    Krazie Sj, Feb 13, 2011
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  6. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:49 PM
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    I really don't! Someone explain. :eek:
     
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  7. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:50 PM
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  8. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:50 PM
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    cross= synonym for angry
     
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  9. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:51 PM
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  10. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:51 PM
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    Most excellent. LMAO
     
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  12. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:55 PM
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    does it help to be catholic for this one?
     
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  13. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:56 PM
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    uh huh....
     
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  14. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:57 PM
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    For the end the cross is supposed to keep evil stuff away. She says show him your cross(also means angry). So she says get the fuck off the window. Get it?.... ha
     
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  15. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:58 PM
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  16. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:59 PM
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  17. Feb 13, 2011 at 9:59 PM
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    Hmmmmmm. Yeah.


    :p
     
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  20. Feb 13, 2011 at 10:09 PM
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