Honestly, WTF am I suppose to say...

Some say that he cries when he listens to Iron Maiden.... and that he wrote the script for 'Cool Runnings'

 

this

 

Your not the only one. My friend give me sh(& for driving a dinky little tacoma. I just tell them to SHUT UP!!!

 

If someone talks shit just say "If I want lip from you I'll pull down my zipper" or "If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you."

 

No one has made fun of my truck, I'm very surprised! I'd just say "Go fuck yourself." given the circumstances.

 

Who cares what they think? If you like your truck and it fits your needs, that's all that matters. No reason to buy a big heavy duty diesel truck with a lift large enough to walk under just so you can say you have a "real truck." I've had a couple people call my truck a "toy truck" or that it's "cute and a wannabe off roader." If people are delusional enough to question the Tacoma's capabilities they're not worth listening to. My truck fits my needs perfectly, and I know that it owns off road. That's all that matters to me.

 

Tell him to hop in the bed of your truck while you go off-roading to see how dinky your truck is then. And then take him to the gas pump when he goes to fill up his full-size, and see who wins there.

And then tell him to go fuck himself.

 

tell him there is something on his shirt, then point to his shirt, when he looks down you can then lift your finger and hit him in the nose

 

wrong thread dude!!

 

In the words my New York raised Command Security Officer, tell him to go suck a fart. lol

 

If your at a gas station just say this " gas a bitch ain't it" an then walk off

Or silence works wonders too

 

Next time that happens say: "You know what's really cute? Your mother, last night!!"

 

what I do to my chevy friends...

"Who has two thumbs and doesn't get raped by the gas pump? *thumbs to your chest
THIS GUY."

 

Haha me and my friends yell that off the chairlift to people who clearly suck and just fell. Its funny watching them look for it.

 

Ryan has one of the nicest lowered trucks I've ever seen, very tight, very clean.....

 

I'll bring how it's paid off. Or if they have v6, I'll one up them by comparing my car's 5.0 v8 against their v6. I usually get 10x more compliments than insults.

 

I dunno man, that sounded...not right.



haha jk

 

Right

 

Just tell them that truck size is inversely proportional to penis size. Then hand them a dictionary so they can figure out what "inversely" and "proportional" mean.

Note: You might want to have the pages tabbed as well so they can find the words in the dictionary.

Note 2: You might want to have a reader on hand so the definition can be read to them.