Sarah Palin vs. Chuck Norris

Oh no, Chuck! You're trailing in the poll. Whatever will you do?

Round-house kick it? *snicker*

 

For having five kids she looks pretty good.

 

4 kids. some are saying the pregnant daughter is the babys mother

 

That bikini photo is a photoshop. Sorry to ruin the fantasy.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_sarah_palin_bikini_pic.htm

 

I heard that they did get into it once out in the desert. She gave Chuck such a boner that every time he blinked his dong came up and smacked him in the face. She threw a handful of sand in his face and he knocked himself out cold.

 

normally i'd go with the CN but Palin has boobs..... boobs win every day

 

Her legs don't look too shabby either.

 

This one is real:

 

Who cares - she still looks better than Chuck no matter how many beers ya got in ya...

 

I'd tap that.

 

Didn't say she wasn't good looking, especially for a politician. Just figured I'd point out that if she was gonna pose with a gun it wouldn't be a BB gun (see post #28)

Boobs don't always win

 

Is on Larry King Live on CNN right now. 12:25am

 

Man boobs ≠ Real boobs

Real boobs = Female boobs

Female boobs = pure awesome.

Therefore, boobs = win.



And they always said I wasn't good with equations...

 

I'd love to watch him now, but homework triumphs over TV, and I saw him earlier on Neal Cavuto (sp?).

 

Some female boobs are not real

All male boobs are not real

Female boobs, real or not = awesome

manboobs = nasty

Your math is not taking in all variables.

 

I applaud your wonderous boobomerty. If only there was such a class in school...