Wednesday Laugh

Two cannibals are feasting on a clown....

One of the cannibals turns to the other and says...

"Does this taste funny to you?"



HAHAHAHAH! This one cracked me up...

 

thats cute.

 

Cute? LOL

 

haha funny... What canibalism isn't cute to you?

 

So cute.

 

Awwww! that was a cute lil joke

 

Hahah... heard it from a 12 year old... We have been rolling at work about that... that's the gov for you.

 

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well,
"It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I
don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't
find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,
"I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says, "Dam!"

16.. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because,"
he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egypt , and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a
family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a
picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her
husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen
Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)
...... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to
his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them
laugh.

No pun in ten did

 

Heard one similiar, but the cannibals started at each end of a clown, about half way through one says to the other "You having fun?" the other replies "Sure, I'm having a BALL!"

Marc M

 

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face?

 

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.



I don't get it.

 

dyslexia is where you mix letters around, bar into bra

 

What does the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?

Dam.

 

And the rest of that goes "SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE EATING TOO FAST!"

 

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says " Hey, we've got a drink named after you". And the grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve?"