Brotherly Love

Guess I missed all the good times. My brother is 12 years younger than I am.

 

I threw a hockey stick at my brother once , bommerang style , it spun right by him and went through the kitchen window where my mom was doing the dishes .

I got in deep shit and beat the crap outta him later for ducking .

 

this thread has potential, not bad for a canadian
let's see - my brother is 2 years older than me.

we grew up on a dirt road and on our edge of the property was a bunch of tree's. we were always out there climbing them and what not. our property and the tree's however was about 10 ft, straight up hill from the road. one day, just being funny with some friends over he rode his bike up to the edge of the hill like he was gonna ride down it. for some reason out of spite i just decided to let him fulfill that fantasy and i pushed him. he went over the handle bars and landed belly down in the ditch. . . . my butt still hurts from that whoopin.

when we were like 4 and 6 (no gay jokes) he was taking a bath and i went in the bathroom to pee. i was in mid piss and for some reason just decided i should pee on him instead of in the toilet. i turned around and let him have it. . . . another bad whoopin.

i'll think of more later. honestly the best stories of mine were with my twin sister. i remember one time we were riding bikes to my grandmothers and i "back tired" her. she flipped, and i *cough* accidentally ran over her. . . also, the next day i convinced her to put salt on her wound to help it heal lol.

 

That is impossible, if you are out for more than like 5-10 seconds, it's more than a minor concussion. Any loss of consciousness means you are one step away from a coma, the ER you took him to was really bad if they said it was minor.

this is not intended to call you out, just don't want people thinking its like the movies because if someone is out cold... call an ambulance

 

i would tell you not to question our fearless leader and give you neg rep if you didn't have that awesome quote as your sig.

 

I know it sounded bad but I meant it with respect cuz it's really serious life and death stuff.

 

This is a thread for funny stories about siblings.... don't gay it up with seriousness.

 

my brother had to have been about 6 and i was 9 maybe. he aggervated me somehow and i was chasing him around the pool with a noodle(only thing available to me) but he tried to jump over the diving board when his foot caught the edge of the diving board. he spun through the air and landed head first into the cement....8 stiches above the eye.

 

maybe had someting to do with them paying yall two to fight in the living room

 

I have 4 brothers.I knocked one out with a metal shovel in the snow.there was a lot red snow that day.

 

Me and my bro have had countless fights/good times, he is now 21 and I am 24....hes bigger than me but not by much.

I dont remember how it exactly started but I remember him hitting me with a broom stick and then throwing it at me, I picked up our grandpas work boots and threw them at him but missed and broke the glass coffee table in the living room. Chased him down the hall and back towards our room where a battle royal ensued.

End result: A body sized hole in the wall, broken furniture, hole in the ceiling, ripped bed sheets, and a non working PS2 that was used as a blunt weapon.

boy did we get our asses handed to us after our grandma got home haha.

 

ahem....no story? GTFO

 

pussy.

then tell your gettin ass whooped story

 

both of you guys should get your sisters birth control pills and swith em with different pills, that would teach em not to mess with you ever

these sentences made me laugh pretty hardcore

 

Nice Thread, My brother and i fought as well.
The first one that comes to mind is when my brother stole my soccer ball, he was 15 i was 12, he was holding the ball i front of his face, and when i went to go kick it out of his hands, he moved the ball, and i kicked him right square in the face. Broken nose and all he came after me like a mad bull. I ran like hell for mom right there. Dad had to end that fight he would have killed me.
Many more little ones, i was the youngest in the family so i got the shit kicked out me all the time. But i got even every now and again.