Politics

[Oxymar00n]

POLITICS

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her the Government. We are here to take care of
your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense..'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what
Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so
he gets up to check on him . He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his
parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting
to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the
door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes
back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the
Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The
People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

[David Tarantino]

nice

[beastlytaco]

yup, that sounds about right.

[eordonez]

excellent!

[joedirt]

Good one!

[Homer J]

That is fucking great!