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A male fairy tale.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Zombie Runner, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:33 AM
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    Zombie Runner

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    Zombie Runner [OP] Are these black helicopters for me?

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    Got this in an email and thought it was funny.


    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
    The end.






    Edit: I am happily married and I love my wife :D
     
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  2. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:34 AM
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  3. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:44 AM
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    paintdiddy Machine gun shits

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  4. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:48 AM
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    :rolleyes::cheers::rofl::rofl:
     
    river rat 69, Aug 9, 2011
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  5. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM
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    Zombie Runner

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    Zombie Runner [OP] Are these black helicopters for me?

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    its just as funny every time I read it.
     
    Zombie Runner, Aug 9, 2011
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  6. Aug 9, 2011 at 10:55 AM
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    NO Chrome,3" NFab's steps,TRD skid,Wet okie's.011 grill, k&n,5100's,All this comes right off when the old lady says let's go get a NEW ONE!!!
    Had to print it out just going to put it on the bar for the other half to find....
     
    river rat 69, Aug 9, 2011
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  7. Aug 9, 2011 at 11:31 AM
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  8. Aug 9, 2011 at 12:38 PM
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    OZ-T You are going backwards

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    Awesome
     
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  9. Aug 9, 2011 at 12:40 PM
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  10. Aug 9, 2011 at 12:52 PM
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    DeeKay21 Lieutenant Dan.

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    LOL....great story!!!!:p:D
     
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  11. Aug 9, 2011 at 1:01 PM
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    blackhawke88 wo ai ni bao bei ^_^

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    :laugh:
     
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    tbone12 j.o.w.c.o.

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    Funny shit!
     
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  16. Aug 9, 2011 at 11:02 PM
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    A little of this and a little of that.
    Like it, good one.
     
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  17. Aug 10, 2011 at 7:31 AM
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  18. Aug 10, 2011 at 7:34 AM
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    Matic The "OFG" Baby!!!

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    You just described my life !!
     
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