What Would You Rather Say To Your Boss?

...if you could get away with it...

 

there needs to be more options...heh

 

"Stop playing favorites, you grumpy bastard, and treat everyone the same!"

 

I want to pick the top three choices.

 

My vote was for my last boss....my new boss it would sound like "Let me buy you a drink so you give me the assignment I want"

 

# 1 for sure.. and #3, cuz my bosses have no clue what i do on my job

 

Do we work for the same boss.

 

I tell my boss on a regular basis that I am over qualified. He does his best its not up to him when I get the raise, but he does add to it when I do get it.

 

I'm gonna kill the theme here, but I'd say "thanks" to my boss. The guy watches out for us!

 

Isn't this ironic. Today he laid me off.

 

sorry to hear that, now would you like to make a choice from the poll?

-Dan

 

Nope. Not really his fault. No business = no employees.

 

this is what ive actually told some of my ex-bosses:

"you can take this job and shove it up yur old fat ass!"

"fuck yur gay ass! i dont need this fuckin job anyways! mail me my check asshole" (he was actually gay and a huge asshole... kept yellin at me infront of customers)

"i hope yur whole company burns to hell!" (2 weeks ago i was at my roomy's job. she works as a security alarm supervisor and one of his company warehouses actually caught on fire LOL!)

 

I was going to say that I am very lucky to have a great boss. However, so as not to tempt fate, I will say nothing....

 

This sounds like a kiss ass. Just kidding!

 

I'd say #3 if i have to choose.....

 

I used to say that my boss was the best supervisor that I ever had. But not any more. He is screwing a subordinate and spends more time with her than doing his job. I wish I had my old boss back. The sad thing is that she was banging his cousin last year and he knows that she gets around. She even called the cousin's wife when things started going to shit and told her what they were doing. She's not even hot...

 

I know this is weird but my boss is cool as hell!!!! he never gets mad!!!! he always buy's us beer after work!!!! And i love getting up and going to work!!!! damn college i can't wait till summer!!!!

 

not that I work for "them" anymore, but i' say: "stop running this newsroom like a fascist dictator!"

yes, the door hit me in the ass as I walked out! lol!

...and to my dept head at the college: "i love teaching here, you're perfect to work for, but i can't live in the city any longer." (best job i ever had...) i miss it.