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Old 11-16-2008, 05:47 AM   #1
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You might be a desert queen if...

The base cops have named a post after you



Your name and room number were added to the Wing in processing checklist



Your email is listed under SVS, but you don't work for SVS



You never hang out with other females (too much competition)



You tried to change your status in Virtual MPF to married-single



You've slept with 5 guys in 3 weeks and wonder why people call you "easy"



You have 8 beers a night and zero marks on your beer card



Every guy you meet is "just a friend"



You make it a point to try and date guys who would never give a second look
at your home station



The First Sergeants email you for the latest rotator information



The base cops gave you your own call sign



You can't count how many guys you've slept with, so you just count the
squadrons



You tell people you're not a "flirt", you're a "social butterfly"



You could care less what a guy's name is, you need to know his rank



Your exploits are often the subject of Wing Staff Meetings



Guys say that you're beautiful, smart, and have a great personality, YOU
ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEM!!!!!!!



You start off every make out session by saying "I don't normally do this"



Your First Sergeant refers to you as "that girl"



You took off your wedding ring for six months to avoid getting a tan line



You're one of the "5 Things to Do at Al Udied"



Your name is somehow mentioned in every guys LOE



Finding your "baby's father" has turned into an OSI matter



Trojan Condoms has volunteered to fund your next deployment



Every guy knows who you are, but none of them know your name



You go through the Wing Alpha Roster looking for guys you haven't met yet



Your deployment was extended 3 months due to "Wing Morale Issues"



The AEF center tasked you to a find a replacement that is just as slutty as
you were
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:02 AM   #2
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haha...so true...also works for korean princesses
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