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Old 12-24-2011, 10:19 PM   #1
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Twas the Tacoma World Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the web

Not a poster was posting, the forum was dead;

The keyboards were thrown, in the closet in fear

that the A TRAC wars, soon would come near.

The members were with the in laws, whom they all dread,

While visions of truck-mods, still danced in their heads;

All of the bros with their beers, and a flat billed cap,

Would TW spend a night, without bitching about BRAAAP

When from outside, there was a strange noise

My truck got hit with a snowball, from one of the neighborhood boys

Oh shit that kids dead, so I chased him down and called his dad and mum

They didnít even care, screw it im done.

Most of the west is devoid of snow,

And I start to remember, why Christmas time blows.

For the entire week the only package you're waiting to see,

Is the mystery one, from your TW giftee.

From a disgruntled UPS driver, full of donít give a fuck

He hucked your deliveries right out of his truck.

Slower than snails, these coursers they came,

One brown and one blue, asking to sign your name.

"Now, OZ! now, Heretic! now, 2x4 and Kona!

On, neontrail! on MJP! on, Tamale and AFTundra!

To the top of the home page! Lets all internet brawl !

Now troll away! troll away! troll away all!"

As normal 2 wheels drives before that long travel was,

When they meet in so cal, they mob through the dez.

So up to ryans house they all went,

To turn his lowered ass into a lifted gent.

And then, a clicking, I heard in my head,

a million lift/tire questions, being posted every other thread.

As I digressed I said in my head, use Google you fools

then the thread exploded, and the mods came in with the ban hammer tool.

But on the holiday the mods put the ban hammer away,

so they could spread Christmas joy, on that Christmas day.

A bundle of goodies he had in his sack,

oh hot dam, the UPS guy is back!

His eyes -- how they were glazed! his dimples how they scowled!

You hollered merry Christmas and he just growled.

His droll little mouth was drawn down like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a cig he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he hopped out of the truck like a bowl of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a delivery man elf,

And I was glad when I saw him, in spite of myself.

I came to TW, just looking for tips on some maintenance things I wanted to achieve

And now im writing a TW poem, on this Christmas eve!?

After the holidays we will speak not a word, and go straight to our work,

Installing the new mods on our sexy Toyota turk.

And so we sit here, with our hands on the keyboard,

Browsing that truck forum, waiting till tomorrow to see what gifts we scored.

As we all celebrate Christmas this year,

lets try not to forget to spread some Christmas cheer.



After this terrible thing I have just created tonight, all I have to say is...


"Happy TW Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:29 PM   #3
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Well played sir! Merry Christmas to all.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:30 PM   #4
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That was great! Merry christmas!
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:32 PM   #6
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This is awesome!! Merry Christmas!!
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:38 PM   #7
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Bravo!!! Good job alot hard work into this!!!
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:40 PM   #8
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Merry Christmas to you all!
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:42 PM   #9
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Wow. How much time did that take? Bravo! Merry Christmas and God bless
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:43 PM   #10
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Definitely on of the best poems ever :
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:44 PM   #11
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Bravo!!! Good job alot hard work into this!!!
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:51 PM   #13
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Nice man.

Merry Christmas all!
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:03 PM   #14
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:06 AM   #15
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That is Great, Merry Christmas to all
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:17 AM   #16
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:19 AM   #17
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:42 AM   #18
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MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAVE AN AWESOME NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:43 AM   #19
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AWESOME! Merry Christmas!! How many Egg Nogs did this masterpiece take? LOL
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:52 AM   #20
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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all.
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