A**holes who can't park

I just draw a picture of a stick figure with "dick for brains" in window crayon. No pictures but you get the idea.

 

Wow.... So today (about an hour ago) I was sitting in a parking lot with my girlfriend eating some chinese food in my truck. Some lady in her 50's pulled up next to me in her little shit car. She flung her door open and smacked my truck. She didn't know we were sitting in my truck (my windows are tinted dark) so she closed her door, started up, and backed out really fast. As soon as she was backed all the way, i jumped out of my truck and went and stood in front of her. She was frozen, then peeled off AROUND me and took off, out of the parking lot, in a big U, and onto the highway.

I checked my door, their is no damage believe it or not.

But I got her plate number. Dumb bitch.

 

And I suppose the next time you see her car you'll just stuff a rag down the gas pipe and light it up, right?

Someone obviously didn't teach you that 2 Wrongs Don't A Right Make.

 

But I am friends with a mount vernon police officer. Get her name and address.

Not sayin im gonna go to her house and vandalise. But I may pay her a visit.

 

I just park at the back of the lot. As to not deal with dumb asses

 

never a bad decision to take up a little extra in that parking place next to you so your tacos a little safer. either that or park far away, thats generally my course of action. but nothing worse then a dumb bitch talking on the phone driving a suburban that takes up that extra parking place, because she simply is incapable of parking, and unaware of the fact that she is parked like an idiot. The people that dont realize it, are the ones that deserve all sorts of notes..

 

Also I always carry a Valve stem remOver

 

Do they not teach this in Kindergarten is the States ?

 

Who knows. The kid is only 18 so he probably hasn't graduated from kindergarten yet.

 

That was a good one.

 

Use a toothpick next time and break it off in the hole. Has anyone seen the website Youparklikeanasshole.com?

 

Ahh yes. I have seen it once before but forgot about it.

Good post!

 

ditto...

 

dibs

 

Great sig...

 

What about a thread for pictures of those who can't park?
I would love to see them all.

 

I went to a new new movie theater tonight. After the movie the car I parked next to was gone and I have this red f250 parked next to me and in my parking space at an angle. I had to walk around the other side because he was so close I couldn't walk or even squeeze trough the front. Sure enough driver dinged the driver side rear door of my car. What a douchebag. I took some pictures before I left. Sure enough he's gonna have a hard time getting back in his truck when he gets out because a giant tan chevy tahoe took my spot and it was already a small space to begin with. Lol. I guess he's getting his back.

 

if it was clear that it was his car/truck that did it should have reported it right then and their and not left.

 

hah, this thread is comedy