Tricks that people did to you that really got you upset.

Very interesting. Hopefully it wasn't a dog/cat... For the record we name all our cattle. It helps in identifying them in such cases as "Did you know Suzy had a calf", or that "Bosco"the bull broke through the fence,,,etc

 

i'd probably never be able to eat spaghetti again...

 

So the animals aren't the only forbidden things that gets eat around there.

 

She asked me as I was leaving how I liked the spaghetti and I said it was "okay"....Then she started to smirk. It clicked in my head that something was wrong and so I asked her what she was smiling at. Then she said that the meat was different. I asked her what it was and she said it was "Milky Eye" (the name of the animal at her mom's house). I asked what she meant by that and she said her mom said that Milky Dye was getting to be a pain in the butt so they slaughtered him, packed the meat, froze it and sent some of it to her. I asked her what Milky Eye was and she just said it was her mom's pet.

I told her that was messed up, she booby trapped me into eating something that I had no idea what it was and that it was very wrong of her. I left. I didn't get sick or anything, I was just really upset.

I don't think it was a dog or cat because she said SOME of it was sent to her. That gave me the idea there was a lot of pet there. But I know they don't have cows. Because the sister likes cows, has always wanted one since she was a child and would have mentioned that.

I don't know. Maybe she was teasing me and it really was beef. But either way, I still remember that night and it caused me to stray away from her.

 

*sigh*

Nobody's telling stories...This thread is not turning out to be fun. I'm feeling like jumping ship here.

 

One time I farted in my truck when my buddy was with me. I didn't roll the windows down.

I think I just bested your story.

 

Thank you!

 

And that chick would have got her ass beat, then while she was lying on the floor I would have purged the meal all over her.

 

lol

 

*sighs heavily*

 

My buddies at work a long time ago, greased up the toilet seat ,we had bad lighting in that little stall and they knew what time my morning "habit" was. They also greased up my telephone ear piece and called me and I stuck the hone right on my ear. This of course was pre cell phone or at least before everybody has one.

 

if you knew the lady was crazy, why would you go eat dinner with her

 

You still eat spaghetti?

 

My buddies in college were mad with me because I didnt want to stay up drinking with them on a Sunday night, class started at 7am on Monday...... Well I got up extra early cause it was about 20 deg. outside and I wanted to warm my truck up. It was a red 89 yota 4x4, I walked outside to start my truck in the parking lot and walked right by it. I didn't recognise it. After getting drunk they decided to pack their kitchen table and chairs in the back of my truck then wrapped it up and down all over with blue saran wrap. I mean from the tires all the way over the top of the cab, every inch was blue!!!! After freezing my butt off un wrapping my truck, I saw the table and chairs and then just red!!!!! I busted the table and chairs into a million pieces in the parking lot and drove over them!!!!! I was so mad!!! But I was not late for class!!!

 

I've got one, back in my younger days of cruising the streets and hanging out, one night I rode with a friend and another in ones truck. All of a sudden it started to smell one of the most fowl oders I've ever smelled. I was riding bitch in a regular cab truck. Neither would roll down the window as I complained that something had crawled up ones ass and died. They just laughed and it kept going on until I said that wasn't nobody farting, this was too odd of a smell. Turns out the passenger had a little tube of deer urine and was hiding it as he would open it, I finally realized he had something in his hand so they finally come out with it. That is some nasty shit!

 

One of my weirdo teachers back in high-school was extremely paranoid. He would pick up the phone and make calls and talk on it to the FBI/CIA/NSA w/e and complain that they were watching his classroom.

He literally had a tinfoil hat in his closet, and kept a industrial hairdryer in his desk to ward off god knows what.

Anyway, as a senior prank, someone stole his phone, tore the contents of the phone out, packed it full of tuna, screwed it together, and put it back on the hook.

He used that phone for almost a week before he noticed.

 

thats funny

 

I took my truck to a friends to change out the plugs and wires. While i went inside for a drink he took out the fuse to my fuel pump... He let me fuck with it for 20 minutes before he told me. I thought i really screwed something up because it wouldnt start.

 

I have a few friends who thought it would be funny to put meat in my food and tell me it was the fake stuff. Lo and behold it ended in me having the worst stomach pains of my life and throwing up for a few hours, NOT COOL

 

Vegan?